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J.R. cooked up something absolutely magnificent when he decided to throw Megatron into a fistfight with his pupil Tarn, the embodiment of the worst of the Decepticon cause, in a seemingly endless field of flowers representing each life Megatron ended.

Nothing to beat the shit out of your newfound conscience quite like the fist of a man wearing the mask of your genocidal faction.

#no fr holy shit #after a certain point this is no longer metaphor #it’s swinging a brick directly at your reader’s head

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MY BROTHER IS INSANE LOOK WHAT HE FUCKIN GOT ME @undeadlovervamp @undeadlovervamp @undeadlovervamp

#screaming sobbing wailing crying #he’s so beautiful TT-TT #learning his transformation today >:DDD

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#OHHHHHH COLORSCOLORSCOLORSCOLORSCOLORS

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#OHHHHHH CUTE CUTE CUTE #<3333333 #transformers #jazzwave

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Posted this to my Twitter earlier y’all can have it too, still a work in progress tho so expect changes

Also feel free to reblog showing me the guys you make

#:OO cool cool cool!! #transformers #picrew

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How many boops away are you from 100 😭 feel like we broke the BOOP-meter

I literally don’t even know anymore, my activity log keeps crashing and my numbers are gone skjhds we’ve busted it, it’s mutually assured destruction at its finest

#this is like that lyric all the gay people on TikTok are obsessed with #I hope we die I hope we both die paw in unlovable paw #fiery boop filled destruction for the both of us #best possible outcome <333

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Live footage of me and @fanficmaniatic in the greatest boop battle of all ages

I believe in mutual Jazzwave lover boob-ping 🫡

AKJDSKJDSKKXKSJD LMAOOOOO IM LOSING MY ABSOLUTE SHIT, 100 BOOPS????? 100 WHOLEASS BOOPS???????? BOOB PINGSKXNXKXJXKKCKS

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I believe in mutual Jazzwave lover boob-ping 🫡

AKJDSKJDSKKXKSJD LMAOOOOO IM LOSING MY ABSOLUTE SHIT, 100 BOOPS????? 100 WHOLEASS BOOPS???????? BOOB PINGSKXNXKXJXKKCKS

#having the time of my fucking LIFE #how did you do that?? without a complete computer crash???? #im so impressed??????? #I’ve tried to send like.. ten boops in a row and it’s complete folded my tumblr every time #I’m gonna boop the hell outta you in revenge but pray for my tumblr #boob ping oml I’ve never laughed harder checking my tumblr notifs skdjsk #putting beloved mutuals on blast favorite past time <3333

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Kay well now tumblr’s being evil and not letting me send boops over desktop >:/

Is it possible,, to send boops from sideblogs, or am I just shackled to my poor abandoned main

#I will cope 😔 #think I’ve invited boop warfare tho #thriving

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Is it possible,, to send boops from sideblogs, or am I just shackled to my poor abandoned main

#ALSO HOW DO YOU SEND EVIL BOOPS #I need to send twelve billion of them to my siblings

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Someone did send me an ask for my valentines doodle requests saying “Optimus and Megatron at Denny’s” or something to that affect and I need that anon to know that I’m stilling thinking about it. Perhaps, one day.. they will get to go and share their $5 pancakes in the parking lot

#peak romance #or maybe I’m just midwestern and aro lol

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Bringing this back up because it's getting close to summer!! I just want an interest check to see how many people we have that could make this possible:

Please reblog for a bigger sample, especially if you are interested in participating (it makes it easier to count that way)! I have no set date for when I'd launch the MAP but it'll be easier to plan when i know how many people who'd join. Thank you!!

#:0!

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don’t let my love for reblogging my silly ships stop you from knowing how aromantic i am. i am so mantic i’m aro. i have um. an arrow. or something. um. line?

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how does the science wing ever get anything done

*do not tag as s.impatico

#SKDKSKDDJJDJSJSSJJD #gods the voices feel sO accurate for these guys oml #‘’I knew it was a spoonbill :)’’ #brennan lee mulligan and sam reich as perceptor and brainstorm?? #thats perfect #brainstorm does psychological warfare on his friends

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i think its weird that arcee is like. a core member of transformers groups now, cuz it makes her stick out like a sore thumb being the token girl when at the time she wasnt exactly supposed to be? she was part of the second generation of characters (even though I know the movie was being made first)

like it seems like modern stuff tries to do this with her

which just shows off how much that design doesnt fit and comes off like it was made to be "i am THE girl. you need no more girls we have made the one girl”

but when she was actually designed to match the movie crew, a bunch of more futuristic (the far off year of 2005) cybertronian vehicle transformers with her rounded shapes and pastel colours and she isnt even the only pink one because hot rod is also pink, albeit a much darker pink

(leaving ultra magnus out cuz he was designed to be a brick holding optimus doesnt count)

the point like yeah shes still the only girl but its less egregious when you look at what she was actually supposed to match. i dont think shes designed perfectly but i think its weird that because shes the most recognizable girl transformer she has to be pulled away from her crew and forced into a group she doesnt share the design philosophy of (let alone for her character its sad like... are those not her friends? she’s not allowed to hang out with her own friends anymore cuz she’s the only girl who’s marketable? sad)

it’s extra weird when you realize there’s this crew who were the original girl transformers shown on screen

they’re not perfect either but I like that they have the same busy more squared off shapes and more strong colours, and I just think if they got added in arcees place you could have a less skewed view gender binary for the robots

there’s also the part where it would be cool to have more than one girl in a group, but again arcee with her iconic leia space buns head fits in aesthetically better with the movie crew

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im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast

#starscream

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HOW TO TURN OFF THIRD PARTY SHARING ON MOBILE

bcs ive seen some people say it's desktop only/they can't figure it out on mobile

1. update your app, sorry about this one

2. go to your settings menu

3. scroll all the way down to the bottom and go to "visibility"

4. turn off the bottom option "prevent third party sharing"

DEATH TO AI ART