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princelydisaster · 4 hours
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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princelydisaster · 4 hours
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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you
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princelydisaster · 9 hours
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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princelydisaster · 9 hours
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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)
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princelydisaster · 19 hours
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snoopy of the day
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princelydisaster · 21 hours
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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princelydisaster · 1 day
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Made this 18th century stays recently, and my friend offered to photograph me in it))
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princelydisaster · 1 day
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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princelydisaster · 1 day
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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
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what the fuck
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princelydisaster · 1 day
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It’s very strange seeing people use ‘theyfab’ as a ‘progressive’ and ‘okay’ term. Like damn. Transmeds and 4channers have been using that word for years to describe ‘cis women who pretend to be nonbinary to be quirky’
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princelydisaster · 1 day
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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princelydisaster · 1 day
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“May I please draw your OC?”
Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so.  No need to ask for permission in advance.
Go for it.  Draw my OC.  If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts.  Go to town on it.
You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result.  Seriously.  In fact, I encourage it.  I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC.  There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.
Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me.  I want to see what you have done.
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princelydisaster · 1 day
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I think the whole "it's ok to wanna be the bottom for these brutal scary kinks but being the top/dom is gross and problematic" kinds of posts are weird like. I just wanna make this dummy happy and maybe cum in the process, we are playing pretend, I am literally playing with toys (heh heh heh).
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princelydisaster · 1 day
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Brb going to wotc to get this card printed and included in every pre-con
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Let's just say I had a bad experience at mtg today.
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princelydisaster · 2 days
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Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.
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princelydisaster · 2 days
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anyone else relate
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princelydisaster · 2 days
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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.
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