but your honor he’s my favorite fucked up and tortured guy who maybe looks a little worse for wear but has a heart of gold despite it all
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having nothing to fixate on is its own special kind of hell but can I also suggest that having Too Many Things your brain wants to fixate on is also a special kind of hell too. a different kind of hell but a hell nonetheless.
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I do not draw him enough I'm so sorry king!
(Jack Stauber's "Baby Hotline")
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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parade
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ever since i was a little girl ive always been a boy
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me
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THE FLY
1986, dir. David Cronenberg
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spongebob pantyshot
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You can't be talking like that, statics homework
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the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me
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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.
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As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask
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