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"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

#Monstrous Regiment #Literally the plot of Monstrous Regiment #In every interpretation of this sentence

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having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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the thing about the x files is that if you havent seen the x files and youre like "i dont get it" literally all you have to do is watch the pilot episode and then you will Get It. you will Understand. you may choose not to watch any more bc it's not for you and that is all well and good. but you WILL get it

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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*

#Maladict

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shirt that says ive been rejected from literary magazines you've never heard of

#Ive never submitted anything to a literary magazine #but my brother just got rejected from one of them so I Have To Repost #In solidarity

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Tonker and Lofty on the brain again.

I like to think they’re off committing crimes together.

#monstrous regiment #discworld #discworld fanart #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #art #fan art #comic

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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

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if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

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you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

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(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

#Literally the x files #They'll get wrecked by a cryptid which will promptly dissapear #and then they'll go #WELL I GUESS THAT'S OVER #DO THE PAPERWORK AND HAND IT IN #WERE DONE HERE #roll credits

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don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!