psychicstar-system

[psychicstar-system]

I feel inclined to mention that yall we have over 300 alters now

And a partner system

Claudia is dating the "friend" she made many posts about

They just past their one year anniversary

It makes us so happy shhdhdhd -Kira Yukimura

[psychicstar-system]

Being a system includes these fun experiences:

Where's my shit?

Who ate my food?

Older (responsible) alter: *walks in front of a store with candy/toys* // Every Little Ever: "STUUUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIEEEESSSSS"

Why are we sore?

*looks in mirror* "who the fuck—?!?!"

Where am I?

How long have I been gone?

Why are we no longer friends with ____?

What do you mean it's June already? But it was January like two days ago!

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THEM BACK INTO OUR LIFE?

*suddenly switches in when someone was out with friends* hi, hello, yes, who are you and where the fuck am I?

*switches in while an alter was doing some Activities™* haha, no, sorry I'm not your partner, please stop kissing me.

*leaves messages unopened for hours or even days bc another alter was talking to the person/system and you don't wanna intrude*

Having to explain to friends that x doesn't like them and you don't know why.

Protectors getting wind of a Possible Threat™ and blocking someone you genuinely wanted to get to know.

WHO FORGOT TO WEAR SUNBLOCK

Please, feel free to continue.

[psychicstar-system]

Lucifer, Chloe, and Maze: *watching their source*

Claire, Cas, Jo, Charlie, and Sam: *also watching*

Someone off-screen: *speaks*

Jo: *jumps* holy fuck it's me—

*the screen shows Jo's source actress*

#did system #actually did #did memes #osdd memes #did osdd #osdd system #osdd #did problems #system protector #osdd host #grimm fictive #mcu fictive #fictive issues #fictives #eureka fictive #lucifer fictive #warehouse 13 fictive #supernatural fictive

[psychicstar-system]

Claudia: *accidentally comes to front when she's trying to take a break from it because someone mentioned her "friend"*

Claudia: *realizes what happened and tries to leave*

Lucifer: no, please, do tell me why did you come?

Claire: she misses him.

Lucifer: but why?

Claire: I don't know, ask her.

Lucifer: *looks at Claudia*

Claudia: he just... He's great. He makes me feel at home.

Lucifer: oh you like him, don't you?

Claudia: everyone and their brother already knows.

Lucifer: okay so why haven't you asked him out?

Claudia: *proceeds to scroll through their messages and show Lucifer both evidence of him showing interest and also him vehemently denying it*

Lucifer: I see. What's this?

Claudia: it's a video he made for me when I was sad.

*the video is a count down from three that says "smile in ___" And then it's a video of him saying "you have the sweetest smile I've ever seen"*

Claudia: *goes to the screenshot of when he sent it to her the first time telling her he made it with her in mind*

Lucifer: ... I shall investigate.

#did system #actually did #did memes #osdd memes #did osdd #osdd system #osdd #did problems #system protector #osdd host #warehouse 13 fictive #grimm fictive #mcu fictive #fictives #lucifer fictive #fictive problems #system problems #partner systems #plural system

[psychicstar-system]

Being a system includes these fun experiences:

Where's my shit?

Who ate my food?

Older (responsible) alter: *walks in front of a store with candy/toys* // Every Little Ever: "STUUUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIEEEESSSSS"

Why are we sore?

*looks in mirror* "who the fuck—?!?!"

Where am I?

How long have I been gone?

Why are we no longer friends with ____?

What do you mean it's June already? But it was January like two days ago!

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THEM BACK INTO OUR LIFE?

*suddenly switches in when someone was out with friends* hi, hello, yes, who are you and where the fuck am I?

*switches in while an alter was doing some Activities™* haha, no, sorry I'm not your partner, please stop kissing me.

*leaves messages unopened for hours or even days bc another alter was talking to the person/system and you don't wanna intrude*

Having to explain to friends that x doesn't like them and you don't know why.

Protectors getting wind of a Possible Threat™ and blocking someone you genuinely wanted to get to know.

WHO FORGOT TO WEAR SUNBLOCK

Please, feel free to continue.

[psychicstar-system]

Being a system includes these fun experiences:

Where's my shit?

Who ate my food?

Older (responsible) alter: *walks in front of a store with candy/toys* // Every Little Ever: "STUUUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIEEEESSSSS"

Why are we sore?

*looks in mirror* "who the fuck—?!?!"

Where am I?

How long have I been gone?

Why are we no longer friends with ____?

What do you mean it's June already? But it was January like two days ago!

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THEM BACK INTO OUR LIFE?

*suddenly switches in when someone was out with friends* hi, hello, yes, who are you and where the fuck am I?

*switches in while an alter was doing some Activities™* haha, no, sorry I'm not your partner, please stop kissing me.

*leaves messages unopened for hours or even days bc another alter was talking to the person/system and you don't wanna intrude*

Having to explain to friends that x doesn't like them and you don't know why.

Protectors getting wind of a Possible Threat™ and blocking someone you genuinely wanted to get to know.

WHO FORGOT TO WEAR SUNBLOCK

Please, feel free to continue.

[psychicstar-system]

Us: *gets a fictive of said crush's in source girlfriend*

Her: you are in love with my boyfriend.

Claudia: in my defense in he's seen the end of your source and you're a lesbian. And you know I liked him before you formed.

~later~

Claudia: *plays the video bc she's feeling down*

Her: hey—

Claudia: I know. In the video he was saying it to you. Well he made the video for me, and that's what matters.

Claudia: *has a huge ass crush on one of her best friends*

Claudia: *denies it*

Also Claudia: *has 19 pictures of him on our phone and 1 video of him saying "you have the sweetest smile I've ever seen"*

#did system #actually did #did memes #osdd memes #did osdd #osdd system #osdd #did problems #system protector #osdd host #grimm fictive #mcu fictive #fictive issues #fictives #warehouse 13 fictive #buffy the vampire slayer fictive

[psychicstar-system]

Being a system includes these fun experiences:

Where's my shit?

Who ate my food?

Older (responsible) alter: *walks in front of a store with candy/toys* // Every Little Ever: "STUUUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIEEEESSSSS"

Why are we sore?

*looks in mirror* "who the fuck—?!?!"

Where am I?

How long have I been gone?

Why are we no longer friends with ____?

What do you mean it's June already? But it was January like two days ago!

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THEM BACK INTO OUR LIFE?

*suddenly switches in when someone was out with friends* hi, hello, yes, who are you and where the fuck am I?

*switches in while an alter was doing some Activities™* haha, no, sorry I'm not your partner, please stop kissing me.

*leaves messages unopened for hours or even days bc another alter was talking to the person/system and you don't wanna intrude*

Having to explain to friends that x doesn't like them and you don't know why.

Protectors getting wind of a Possible Threat™ and blocking someone you genuinely wanted to get to know.

WHO FORGOT TO WEAR SUNBLOCK

Please, feel free to continue.

[psychicstar-system]

Claudia: *has a huge ass crush on one of her best friends*

Claudia: *denies it*

Also Claudia: *has 19 pictures of him on our phone and 1 video of him saying "you have the sweetest smile I've ever seen"*

#did system #actually did #did memes #osdd memes #did osdd #osdd system #osdd #did problems #system protector #osdd host #grimm fictive #mcu fictive #fictive issues #fictives #warehouse 13 fictive

[psychicstar-system]

So we are out as a system to one (1) singlet friend irl and one other system we know irl, and everyone is aware of who the singlet is. Everyone knows, hey, this girl, she's safe, we can tell her, she will ask who is fronting.

And yet still, no one tells her.

H is like "oh, yea, it's me, but Sally and Eliza are conscious." Or something else. But everyone else just straight up will not tell her when we switch. Like if H comes back she'll be like "oh yea it was Peter there for a moment." But no one ever tells her when it's happening.

#did system #actually did #did memes #osdd memes #did osdd #osdd system #osdd #did problems #system protector #osdd host #fictives #plural system #partner systems #system problems

[psychicstar-system]

Everyone who is co-con: Jasper please stop

Jasper: I can hear you

Everyone: JASPER PLEASE—

Jasper: but I ~wont~

#did system #actually did #did memes #osdd memes #did osdd #osdd system #osdd #did problems #system protector #osdd host #osdd did #did stuff #did host

[psychicstar-system]

H: *leading a meeting at school*

Trubel: hey! What's going on?

Claudia, fake whispering: we're leading a meeting.

Trubel: but why?

Sterling: I wanna talk to my girlfriend

Claudia: no we are busy.

Sterling: oh so YOU can talk to your boyfriend but I can't talk to my girlfriend?

Trubel: guys shhhh we're in a meeting.

Claudia: I AM NOT DATING OZZIE!

Sterling: YOU CALL HIM OZZIE!

H: *sweating profusely, trying to remain calm*

Sterling and Claudia: *still arguing*

H: *out loud, very loudly* guys Shut Up!

The meeting, that was actually being loud: ...

H: ... Thank you.

Sterling and Claudia: *still fighting but quieter*

#did system #actually did #did memes #osdd memes #did osdd #osdd system #osdd #did problems #system protector #osdd host #warehouse 13 fictive #mcu fictive #grimm fictive #teenage bounty hunters fictive #fictives #fictive issues #fictive problems

[psychicstar-system]

Being a system includes these fun experiences:

Where’s my shit?

Who ate my food?

Older (responsible) alter: *walks in front of a store with candy/toys* // Every Little Ever: “STUUUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIEEEESSSSS”

Why are we sore?

*looks in mirror* “who the fuck—?!?!”

Where am I?

How long have I been gone?

Why are we no longer friends with ____?

What do you mean it’s June already? But it was January like two days ago!

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THEM BACK INTO OUR LIFE?

*suddenly switches in when someone was out with friends* hi, hello, yes, who are you and where the fuck am I?

*switches in while an alter was doing some Activities™* haha, no, sorry I’m not your partner, please stop kissing me.

*leaves messages unopened for hours or even days bc another alter was talking to the person/system and you don’t wanna intrude*

Having to explain to friends that x doesn’t like them and you don’t know why.

Protectors getting wind of a Possible Threat™ and blocking someone you genuinely wanted to get to know.

WHO FORGOT TO WEAR SUNBLOCK

Please, feel free to continue.

[psychicstar-system]

Being a system includes these fun experiences:

Where’s my shit?

Who ate my food?

Older (responsible) alter: *walks in front of a store with candy/toys* // Every Little Ever: “STUUUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIEEEESSSSS”

Why are we sore?

*looks in mirror* “who the fuck—?!?!”

Where am I?

How long have I been gone?

Why are we no longer friends with ____?

What do you mean it’s June already? But it was January like two days ago!

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THEM BACK INTO OUR LIFE?

*suddenly switches in when someone was out with friends* hi, hello, yes, who are you and where the fuck am I?

*switches in while an alter was doing some Activities™* haha, no, sorry I’m not your partner, please stop kissing me.

*leaves messages unopened for hours or even days bc another alter was talking to the person/system and you don’t wanna intrude*

Having to explain to friends that x doesn’t like them and you don’t know why.

Protectors getting wind of a Possible Threat™ and blocking someone you genuinely wanted to get to know.

WHO FORGOT TO WEAR SUNBLOCK

Please, feel free to continue.

[psychicstar-system]

Being a system includes these fun experiences:

Where’s my shit?

Who ate my food?

Older (responsible) alter: *walks in front of a store with candy/toys* // Every Little Ever: “STUUUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIEEEESSSSS”

Why are we sore?

*looks in mirror* “who the fuck—?!?!”

Where am I?

How long have I been gone?

Why are we no longer friends with ____?

What do you mean it’s June already? But it was January like two days ago!

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THEM BACK INTO OUR LIFE?

*suddenly switches in when someone was out with friends* hi, hello, yes, who are you and where the fuck am I?

*switches in while an alter was doing some Activities™* haha, no, sorry I’m not your partner, please stop kissing me.

*leaves messages unopened for hours or even days bc another alter was talking to the person/system and you don’t wanna intrude*

Having to explain to friends that x doesn’t like them and you don’t know why.

Protectors getting wind of a Possible Threat™ and blocking someone you genuinely wanted to get to know.

WHO FORGOT TO WEAR SUNBLOCK

Please, feel free to continue.

[psychicstar-system]

Being a system includes these fun experiences:

Where’s my shit?

Who ate my food?

Older (responsible) alter: *walks in front of a store with candy/toys* // Every Little Ever: “STUUUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIEEEESSSSS”

Why are we sore?

*looks in mirror* “who the fuck—?!?!”

Where am I?

How long have I been gone?

Why are we no longer friends with ____?

What do you mean it’s June already? But it was January like two days ago!

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THEM BACK INTO OUR LIFE?

*suddenly switches in when someone was out with friends* hi, hello, yes, who are you and where the fuck am I?

*switches in while an alter was doing some Activities™* haha, no, sorry I’m not your partner, please stop kissing me.

*leaves messages unopened for hours or even days bc another alter was talking to the person/system and you don’t wanna intrude*

Having to explain to friends that x doesn’t like them and you don’t know why.

Protectors getting wind of a Possible Threat™ and blocking someone you genuinely wanted to get to know.

WHO FORGOT TO WEAR SUNBLOCK

Please, feel free to continue.

[psychicstar-system]

Being a system includes these fun experiences:

Where's my shit?

Who ate my food?

Older (responsible) alter: *walks in front of a store with candy/toys* // Every Little Ever: "STUUUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIEEEESSSSS"

Why are we sore?

*looks in mirror* "who the fuck—?!?!"

Where am I?

How long have I been gone?

Why are we no longer friends with ____?

What do you mean it's June already? But it was January like two days ago!

WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THEM BACK INTO OUR LIFE?

*suddenly switches in when someone was out with friends* hi, hello, yes, who are you and where the fuck am I?

*switches in while an alter was doing some Activities™* haha, no, sorry I'm not your partner, please stop kissing me.

*leaves messages unopened for hours or even days bc another alter was talking to the person/system and you don't wanna intrude*

Having to explain to friends that x doesn't like them and you don't know why.

Protectors getting wind of a Possible Threat™ and blocking someone you genuinely wanted to get to know.

WHO FORGOT TO WEAR SUNBLOCK

Please, feel free to continue.