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#queued

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one day ure 22 then the next ure 23. sick. twisted. dark sided. limp wristed.

#scheduled this on April 8 #2021 #WHATS UP ME!+! #IT U FROM THE PAST #LOVE YA BITCH #lars rambles #i dont use the term bitch towards people BUT ME GETS IT #oh shit ill be at a different college huh #I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! YOU'RE IMPORTANT #will i be notified when this posts? 🤔 #anyway

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idk why groceries cost money like girl i need them

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Lin-Manuel Miranda is not untalented but he shouldn't be making billion dollar disney movies or whatever. This guy should be in a garage making deeply earnest but unpolished rap opera concept albums and posting them online for a niche fanbase of no more than 100,000 too-online theatre nerds. Hiring him to make forgettable paint-by-numbers radio friendly disney princess pop is trying to raise devil's pupfish in captivity. You have to stop giving him money and let him go make cringe in his natural habitat or you're never going to get anything good.

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sorry i cant do that right now im having a year long moment

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in every workplace there should be a secret button you can press and if everyone presses it the workweek immediately ends and you can go outside and play instead of sending email

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should probably post this here too

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Americans will measure in anything except the metric system

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"I can fix him" not in a "I can make him into a better person" way but in a "if he was my character I would've handled his story better" way

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if i tell yall what i did on the tram today yall would call it a fake tumblr story i think

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it’s really important that you are a little bit in love with your friends btw. it’s crucial even

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HAATEEEE hate actually. that overweight is considered a more pc nice term than fat. like i need the word fat to become destigmatized right now because im tired of people talking circles around trying to say chubby or big or plus size as catchalls because fat is a fine word. its fine. i know its been deemed derogatory by our culture but thats because being fat is deemed bad anyways but i think its a better word than calling people overweight like over what weight hm? what weight are you saying they are over. normal?? fuck you

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