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happy april 29th!!! please put in the tags what you’re up to today so we can archive and remember where we were april 29th, 2023

#designing outfiiiits

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Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

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STEM SISTER SCUFFLE: SEMIFINALS RIGHT MASHUP

GLaDOS (Portal) vs Jade Harley (Homestuck)

GLaDOS is a Quantum Physicist and Behavioural Psychologist!

Jade Harley is a Nuclear Physicist, Roboticist, Ectobiologist, and Cosmic Manipulator (warping space and planets)!

Why you should vote for each contestant:

GLaDOS:

"i’m not sure how to explain this one. she’s an evil computer who makes a woman do fucked up tasks that all involve a portal gun in some way. evil computer woman i love you :3"

"She's witty, fun, they had to restrain her intelligence and it didn't work-"

"She should be able to kill everyone forever. Anyways she runs aperture she loves science so much it transcended lives and identity. It’s just what she does"

"she kills people 👍 shes cool and i like her"

"…. I mean she’s categorically not but it would be funny to include her. Again, it would be Very Funny"

"mad scientist robot representation with a complex emotional arc through multiple video games"

"She might not know what the point of her tests are, but she sure is good at making them. Bonus points for being hot"

"Managed a massive and highly advanced scientific facility in which she ran tests and experiments long after the fall of human civilization. Chell/GLaDOS <3"

"She’s GLaDOS"

Jade Harley:

"She's soo fun and silly and her symbol is literally an atom. she regularly irradiates steak to feed her weird dog"

"She and her nuclear powered dog creating a new universe. she's cool"

"Built a modded bass guitar that's only playable when she's in her robot form and has extra arms. Became a doggirl. She also plays the flute :)"

"i think you have enough ramblings about her already but i couldnt NOT submit her, she is so dear to me <3"

"bbg has THREE scientific specialties!! she genetically modifies plants and makes them grow beautifully high just because she can and loves science. in her alpha timeline she’s a tech mogul and creates technology that challenges the evil empress that brought earth to ruin. AND she’s a furry"

"Doggy"

"She plays a silly flute refrain. She's a furry. Literally, she's a doggirl. She's also a god and created the universe. JADE BEST GIRLIE!!!!"

#OHH MY GOD CHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS #PLEASE VOTE JADE!!!!!! #JADE 4 THE WIN!!!!!!!! #AAHHHHH

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hyperspecific poll of MEEEEEEEE

i ran in front of a bike when i was 6-8

i live a five minute walk from the edge of the continent/the ocean

my friend has driven a plane

a close-related family member owns a farm with "exotic" animals (you decide the definition)

i do not and have never owned a mobile phone

i have never watched* star wars, lord of the rings, jaws, avengers, back to the future, jurassic park, and the truman show

im allergic to glue on bandaids

multiple of these

none of these

.* a single episode or more than 5 minutes of the movies. and i mean ALL of them . doesnt count if youve watched one

Movies:

Star Wars

Lord of the Rings

Jaws

Avengers

Back to the Future

Jurassic Park

The Truman Show

* a single episode or more than 5 minutes of the movies. and I mean ALL of them . doesnt count if youve watched one

#the first one hit like a truck (or rather.. a bike..) #like. i have a really specific memory of me at 6 running infront of a bike to see how it feels?? #and i do not know why #i mean i dont know why i specifically remember that

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#eyestrain #ok you have to admit the credits scene at the ending was so fucking sick #like just the fucking credits switching around in the ying yang????

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conversation i think i overheard incorrectly but it was funny:

guy1: have you ever done the tingle mingle

guy2: what

guy1: have you ever made anyone pregnant

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I was in eco family earlier and saw blue Bomba. Like jarringly blue. I'm used to energy drinks having unnatural colours but come on

#my type of weed

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my favorite eclipse video so far - via sperglate on TikTok

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#the starting seconds of “yummy down on this”

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literally 1984

#investi g

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room and discovering that the baby crawled out of his baby crib and onto that pottery wheel that you forgot to turn off

and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern

it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

#hwtat #what

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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Isn't House problematic??

i live in one so i hope not

#hashtag investing

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#save

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Game Changer idea

It starts like the first Noise Boys episode: Sam introduces Brennan, Zach, and Josh, welcome to game changer, he’s been here the whole time, “players, while I do love the direction we’ve gone with make some noise, I have to admit that I miss hearing you three make silly animal noises.”

Sam looks up at Josh and says, “Josh, your word is cow” a picture of a cow comes on screen, “no problem,” Josh makes the best cow sound you’ve ever heard in your life, Sam says, “sorry Josh that’s not the answer we were looking for… Zach your word is duck,” a picture of a duck comes on the screen, Zach makes a very convincing duck sound, which he doesn’t get points for, of course; this keeps going for a couple of rounds. The crew is laughing, the players are getting frustrated, Brennan has this look on his face like he’s trying to figure out how in the world the game works. Josh’s next word is cat, a picture of Sam’s cat comes on the screen, after Josh doesn’t get the point, Brennan asks if he can try, Sam says sure why not.

“Brennan, your word is cat”

“Cat, c-a-t, cat.

“Brennan… that is correct”

It’s a spelling bee episode but the words keep getting harder and more confusing. Homophones, names of medications, silent letters, ghost words, Zzyzx California, long phrases, words you’ve never even heard of that Sam may or may not be making up on the spot to mess with Brennan specifically.

They film for 12 hours. Brennan wins.

The prize is a dictionary, “so you can keep practicing your great spelling at home”

“That does it for us at game changer, I’m your host Sam Reich, reminding you that it’s r-e-i-c-h not r-i-e-c-h, goodnight!”

#peak kino

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play potions with your followers, but watch out..

#hey hey hey chat