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Do other people make presentations in their head with information available then get really worked up when the imaginary reactions of your friends are annoying?? And then go on a google binge to make sure your information is right and you are not falsely presenting information to your friends in your mind??? Is this a thing??
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Me, not being able to afford a therapist: I’m just so angry, you know?
Also me and my one psychology class: But are you angry because of what you say the problem is or because of your parents’ divorce?
Me: Fuck, maybe your right.
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It’s funny how bad decisions like deciding to vandalize the school with math equations comes after forgetting to eat for a day then suddenly eating 10 jumbo lollipops during class.
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Does my stomach hurt because I drank a venti hot chocolate in 2 minutes flat or because the last meal I ate was 7 hours ago and consisted of less than half of an orange?
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Friend: Hey, you love me right? And you would do anything for me? Since we love each other?
Me, innocent and unsuspecting: Yeah! For sure!
Friend: Then you should write my essay for me and then could you possibly also do my other essay for a class you aren’t enrolled in? Great, what time do you think it would be done, I have to turn it in by tomorrow.
Me: Definitely
My brain: I did a stupid.
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Am I a psychopath or am I just at peak Angsty Dramatic Teen (tm) stage?
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Wondering how long I could last without eating anything, but simultaneously knowing there is a cranberry muffin at home with my name on it.
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