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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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making a collection

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

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The more Eddie opens his mouth the more I become convinced he's aro like dude seriously if 911 had any balls at all

#911 abc #911 show #eddie diaz #aromantic

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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I personally think it is categorically hilarious that Buck is seemingly gonna rock up to his sisters wedding with a boyfriend having not told his parents of this development in his life.

It is peak trolling payback to drop that bomb on them in an environment where they have to play nice after all they’ve done to him. This is baby box the revenge and I am here for it

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If I read ONE more post about how Josh deserves a boyfriend too (insinuating that could be Tommy, so Tommy and Buck can break up and Buddie can go canon), I will go "You know what? You're right." And then write Josh/Eddie out of sheer spite.

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If I read ONE more post about how Josh deserves a boyfriend too (insinuating that could be Tommy, so Tommy and Buck can break up and Buddie can go canon), I will go "You know what? You're right." And then write Josh/Eddie out of sheer spite.

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Op you can't leave this in the tags honey I'm howling

"Eddie was never gay". Eddie worked in the dispatch building and immediately got into a petty passive aggressive territory bitch fight with Josh, the other gay man in the team. Gay recognises gay <3

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Buck taking grainy, zoomed-in pictures of every single helicopter he sees and sending them to Tommy like “dis u babe? 🥰”

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911 abc: big reveals this season! Buck is bi and Eddie has Catholic guilt!!!

Tumblr: we knew that but thank you for not only confirming but addressing.

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.