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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.
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Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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This isn't a question of who came first in the chicken and the egg scenario. Its a riddle of Adam and Eve or Eve just living with other Eves for the rest of their days because hens can go on without roosters.
Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.
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someone inside this tunnel calling my name softly. gonna go in and check out what's up 👍
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Draft-dodging con artist using fake Marines is so on-brand for Trump/MAGA. #StolenValor
Putin's puppet shitting on US military as Russians put bounties on US troops, and Trump did fcuking nothing, using fake Marines.
Entire Right Wing loves the dishonesty.
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Pro-choice is about so many things other than abortion that you should keep your nose out of.
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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