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ratcready · 10 months
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pro-tip: if she gives you this look, run
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ratcready · 10 months
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Does anyone . Want to hang out
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ratcready · 10 months
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pro-tip: if she gives you this look, run
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ratcready · 10 months
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whispering: "it's been 86 years."
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ratcready · 10 months
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You're Fives, and your Squad has graduated despite all adversity. All of you get assigned to the same post, and it's terrible, boring and nothing like you expected.
You're Fives, only 3 in your base survived the attack. The plan is to blow it out. Hevy stays behind to make sure it carries on.
You're Fives, and Hevy isn't out yet.
You're Fives, and the base blows up with Hevy still inside.
It's only you and Echo now.
You're Fives, and you were never really close to Echo, but trauma makes you bond. You become inseparable.
You're Fives, and you and Echo get promoted to ARC troopers.
You're Fives, and you get assigned to a mission with Echo.
The mission couldn't go worse.
You're Fives, and you watch, helplessly, as Echo tries to defend the ship, your only way out.
You're Fives, and you watch the ship blow up with Echo right besides it.
You're not allowed to mourn. You're bot allowed to go back and see if he's alive.
The Jedi are allowed to mourn their own. The Jedi are allowed to make a funeral on the spot.
It's not fair.
You're Fives, and you're alone.
You're Fives, and if you thought Lola Sayu was terrible, Umbara is somehow even worse.
You're Fives, and you meet Hardcase. He's energetic and a thousand things you can't put into words.
You bond.
You're Fives, and with Hardcase and Jesse plan a mission to help everyone, but without your General's knowledge.
The mission goes badly.
Hardcase decides to sacrifice himself.
You're Fives, and you can simply run as Hardcase blows the ship up to save everyone.
You almost get executed.
You somehow get over all of this.
Tup has also lost everything.
You're Fives, and despite everything, you bond with him.
Tup kills a Jedi.
Tup dies in your arms.
You discover a conspiracy.
You're Fives, and nobody believes you. You're drugged. The Chancellor is the Sith Lord. They all think you're crazy, but you know the truth.
You try to warn your General and Rex.
You
You're Fives, and you get shot in the chest.
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ratcready · 10 months
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KAMA!!
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ratcready · 10 months
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pro-tip: if she gives you this look, run
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ratcready · 10 months
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The Paul siblings 😍😍😍
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ratcready · 10 months
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FALLOUT 4 DOODLES
SEPARATE PIECES UNDER CUT
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ratcready · 10 months
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some On Our Backs personals Fall 1990
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ratcready · 10 months
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look i dislike the corporate artstyle book cover trend as much as the next person but we cant pretend every book looking the same is something new. if you stepped into a bookstore in 2013 there would be approximately 57 books whose cover art consisted of a girl in a ballgown with her back half-turned to the camera photoshopped into a vaguely fantasy-like landscape. i was 11 years old fighting for my life to find the right maximalistic girl and her single-adjective book title we cannot forget the horrors i went through please be respectful of my experiences
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ratcready · 10 months
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cheers for the tags @kote-wan and @spaceydragons <3
I’ll just be doing my Star Wars ocs for this lmao
favourite oc:
i love all my ocs but rn its gotta be Hotshot who's my fave <33
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newest oc:
my tusken jedi oc, Rrg'rkrt!! I love them and their crocodile, Bantha
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oldest oc:
i think its gotta be soupy my best friend soupy
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meanest oc:
i'm going with Gute Nunray on this one (son of Nute Gunray and Sy Snootles) he's trying to raise the tax on beer after all
softest oc:
I'm going with captain bagel on this one, he seems tough when he's working but he's the softest guy ever
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most aloof/standoffish oc:
Nyra!! my beloved Chagrian! I want to be clear she is NOT a mean lesbian, she's a lesbian who is so very bad at social interaction
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Dumbest oc:
All of ocs are slightly stupid bc thats how i roll but Darth Heehoo is easily the dumbest. Comic book villain of a Sith LMAO
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smartest oc:
I'm gonna say Lox, bro got a degree in zoology after all
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horniest oc:
grandma edith easily she goes through partners like star wars goes through skywalkers
oc id have sex with:
none! next question.
oc id be best friends with irl:
i would like to think it would be Jasi but idk
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tags: @jaigeye (remi even if u dont do this know i fucking love hearing about ur ocs) @americiumam @reluctant-mandalore @ratcready and anyone else who wants to <33
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Been a while
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“fellas is it gay to watch the man who made you reevaluate your whole worldview walk off as the sun reflects a rainbow light off his back?” - lynn thecodyagenda (2023)
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ratcready · 11 months
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wowww you want to fuck the latino guy from the latest movie or tv show? wow you want pedro pascal to be your daddy? whats the capital of belice. whos the current president of Ecuador. point to Honduras on a map
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ratcready · 11 months
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i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.
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ratcready · 11 months
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A Hairy Situation
Jesse, shaving his head so that his tattoo stays nice and visible: Well well, who's that handsome devil in the mirror? -winking at himself and taking his sweet time- Hardcase, annoyed because there's only one electric shaver available due to some past unfortunate circumstances: Jess you're taking ageeeees!!! Let me have a turn! -trying to take the shaver from Jesse's hand- Jesse, startled: Hey, I'm not done yet! Back off 'Case! -pulling his arm away from Hardcase's reach so that his batcher doesn't take the electric shaver from him- Hardcase, huffing: No duh you're not done... You keep making googoo eyes at your own karking reflection!!! I gotta bounce before all the good food's gone from the mess! Jesse, rolling his eyes and grinning at him: Then you shoulda woken up earlier Casey~ Hardcase, frustrated: I DID wake up early! But Kix was already using the shaver and then you cut in line! Come on! Hand it over!!! -still trying to wrestle the shaver out of Jesse's hand- Jesse, fighting back: HEY!!! Quit it 'Case! Fives, carefully trimming his goatee and watching the mayhem unfold: Oh this is not ending well. Echo, putting on some aftershave: Oh for sure... Should we do something about it? Fives: Like the captain would say, 'Not my circus, not my monkeys'. Jesse & Hardcase, both struggling over the still working shaver and moving about in the packed 'fresher: GIVE IT UP YA DI'KUT!!! -flailing about dangerously close to Tup who's too busy talking to Dogma to notice the ongoing struggle- Fives, noticing what's about to happen: Oh kark that's not good... Jesse, Hardcase stop!!! Echo, yelping: Tup watch out! Hardcase, distracted by the Domino Twins: Uh? -lets go of Jesse's arm without warning- Jesse, accidentally shaves part of Tup's head due to over-correcting his stance and swinging his arm wildly: OH SHIT!!! Echo & Fives, gawking in horror: Hardcase, trying to process what just happened: Jesse, horrified: Oh maker! Tup I'm so sorry vod'ika!!! Tup staring blankly: Jesse, concerned: .... T-Tup? Tup, slowly turning to stare blankly at Jesse: Dogma, looking at Jesse and Hardcase and sighing because he knows what's coming: .... Run. Tup, eye twitching from sheer fury: THIS TOOK ME AGES TO GROW OUT!!! Jesse & Hardcase, both screaming and running away for their lives: Tup, running after them with murderous intent: COME BACK HERE YOU LASERBRAINED PAIR OF DI'KUTLA SHABUIRS!!! Dogma: ... Guess it's my turn with the shaver. Echo: Aren't you going to help them??? Dogma, staring at Echo incredulously: And get in between an angry Tup and the objects of his ire? No thank you. I value my life... Fives: Fair enough.
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