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haiii !!!

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hhrrrghh my art isnt ART!!!ing...

i drew these at SCHOOL PLEASE enjoy.

#davesport #dsaf jack #dsaf dave #dayshift at freddy's

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Hey Dave. Yeah you. How would YOU react if I told you that I was an undercover spy that the FBI sent to check for "suspicious activity" and to make sure that this place wasn't some sort of bear worshipping cult?

>I’d say “Call me Lee Harvey Oswald the way I’m ‘boutta”-

>HAGGHNK—

>He’d say “Welcome law enforcement partners! We assure you this establishment does not condone the worshipping of any bears or selling of any children’s bones or the consumption of said children on any Fazbender Pizza!”

>SP- HAHHGK— SPORTSY-

>Unfortunately he can’t come to the phone right now.

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uh huh uh huh uh huh

#my favorite selfship

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#davesport #my art #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf dave #dsaf jack

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heehee!

#err this is an old deltarune oc #oc #LOOK AT THEM #BOYFRIENDS #they are so in love

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just got my first ever porn bot follow! BLRRUUUEERRRRGHHHHHHHGGRRRRHHHHH blegehhhhh belllahhh

#err this is an old deltarune oc #but ive sacrificed him jnto just being another one of my sexy men #the abs are cropped #im so tired its 7 AM ive been up 23 hours #crys

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GIGGLES

#bugbomybeloved #GERBOHRJSBDJD #yaaayy

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SmexySmeets AKA creator of Butcher!Wally, Priest!Wally, and alien!wally IS STILL A PR0SHIPPER AND INTERACTING WITH MINORS INAPPROPRIATELY

i’m sick and tired of seeing their au on my dash so please for the LOVE OF GOD REBLOG THIS IS IF YOURE IN THE WELCOME HOME FANDOM

here is proof: this is all recent proof

all screenshots are by missdevis on tiktok

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Hey guys check out my shirt design idea

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kris and noelle discuss critically acclaimed fps game half dead 2, their missing siblings, and obscure human musicians like claude debussy

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pspsps people who follow me for utdr stuff i have . food. (some of these were posted on my patreon last year) 

i miss these dorks

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*reawakens to post old art*

ok! goodbye now!

#inksans

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twitter refugee here…. what is the penis smp 😭? i’ve seen it mentioned but i still have no idea what it is. could you maybe explain? or link some posts that explain it? does it have official lore??? who are the characters? why is the art so good 😅😅😅

uhhhh well you see. it’s a little bit hard to explain

but basically, a few weeks ago-ish, someone made an anti-mcytblr post. this is the post:

some MCYT fans reblogged it in an ironic way, to be like, “haha look at this, yeah we do look kind of stupid”

and then inniter made this post as a reference to it:

so then, once inniter opened the floodgates, more and more people started to make funny references to that original anti-mcytblr post.

eventually what happened is people would get into full on fake arguments, all of us posting satire pretending to act like twitter users who were defending their faves. people starting writing analysis and meta and making shitposts… all about these minecraft youtubers who do not even exist.

someone proposed skins for the imaginary youtubers:

and immediately, fanart began to take off.

people started making comics and art and full-on character analysis, just making up what was “canon” as they went. there wasn’t official lore, but admiral_anus and milfboss were both fan favorites. i don’t remember who made milfboss, but her skin was a catmaid and art of her was on the front page of tumblr.

one thing led to another, and the tag “penis SMP” was trending at the highest spot on tumblr for nearly 24 hours.

i wish i was joking.

anyway that’s the story of penis smp— there’s a lot of other characters and storylines that got made up, and im sure you can find posts about them under the “penis smp” tag.

but yeah, it was crazy.

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*Welcome to Love Letterz (With a Z)!

#deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune addisons #deltarune oc

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oh no

not me!

we never lost controlll

ur face, to face

with the man who sold the worllddd

shh he is totally wearing pants (i rlly wanted to draw doll joints )

#spamton #spamton neo #spamton g spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #he dead 💔