realandrewhussie

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Hussie endorsed.

yall aint ready!!!! this shit about to get heavy!!!! PLUSHRUMP EXCLUSIVES!

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i maintain that the funniest writing decision hussie ever made with homestuck was building an entire readership on the back of somethingawful, being deliberately hostile towards shipping culture through the text itself, introducing a subset of characters who are meant to embody caricatures of internet user archetypes based on posting style, proceeding to begin telling a very deliberately queer story in the back half of the comic, setting up actual whole-hearted relationship drama, baiting the somethingawful posters to begin going into denial about "oh well this is surely just setup to troll the shippers again right guys???", introducing a new character and presenting them as part of that same internet user caricature subset that embodies a type of user whose existence homestuck is very explicitly responsible for, and, on the age-old question of "what is the somethingawful poster troll", answering with the refrain of fucking caliborn

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why is this on my laptop

made by hannah by the way

#I wish that had been made in 2009 so I could’ve added it to the comic.

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HEY EVER WONDER WHAT THE LAST THING WE BOUGHT WITH EACH OTHER’S CREDIT CARDS WAS?

IT WAS SUITS

WE MADE EACH OTHER LOOK EVEN HANDSOMER AND WE KNEW THEN THAT THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO PURCHASE

YOU’VE ALREADY SEEN ONE OF THE TWO SUITS ANDREW BOUGHT ME IF YOU WATCHED MY TEDX TALK ABOUT TIME TRAVEL

SURPRISE

#Hell yeah.

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I did. It’s a little known fact about me. I suppose my notoriety trumps my status as an officiate, or at least a lover of weddings and supporter of love— especially when that love involves me in some way. The ever tangling web of my connections continues strangling itself.

there are homestuck fans out there who never learned that andrew hussie officiated a wedding between the person who drew all of calliope's artwork and a storyboard artist for steven universe

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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

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I think we’ve entered some sort of impasse here, anon (named only so I don’t expose you in my carefully crafted public ridicule. Unless you want to reveal yourself, which is your own problem.). Or perhaps some sort of voyeuristic relationship barely possible these days in the panopticon. Not that I know exactly what that term means yet, because it’s 2012, but still. I’ll just keep dancing for my peanuts or something on my side of the screen and pretend I don’t see you.

#Raises a lot of questions for me. #andrew hussie #ask #answered #homestuck #Am I someone not considered bigoted or immoral? Have you seen what I wrote? #Maybe it’s not immoral if it’s good.

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alright guy

#Pretty good.

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you can blame @borzoilover69 for this

#Yeah. He would. Congrats. Making this particular image canon. Run wild and free little Adam Sandler boy.

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Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off

#Good times.

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andrew hussie from real life is unfuckable!

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[s] make her pay.

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HERE'S HOW VRISKA CAN STILL WIN

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i hope on 4/13 tomorrow andrew hussie crawls out of his cave and fucking exlopdes

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How many times do I have to answer this question? The answer is yes, and it was exactly like it is in your sordid yaois.

#andrew hussie #toby fox

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