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“Aw, you’re so mean. I was just kidding.” or was he

“Just when I think, ‘Nope, this is it. I’ve hit the threshold of being uncomfortable’ something makes a point of coming along to prove me wrong. Mostly you.”

#perhapsido

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“C’mon, I don’t taste that bad, I promise.”

“This is the reason I don’t live with society.”

#perhapsido #give him a good lick garan #he tastes like salt and muscles

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“You sure about that? I mean I hear that raw octopus flesh fetish is really in style right now”

“Nope. No. No. Nein. Ei. No. Ara. Non. Ohee. Nei. No. Ni. No. Niet.”

#perhapsido

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“I’m the biggest fuck, thanks”

blows a kiss

"Yes, that is me, I am the fuck." (for garan)

“I’ve never seen a bigger fuck in my life.”

#perhapsido #makes everything confusing by rpign 2 things at a time with u oops

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“You can take a bite outta me if you really wanna. Didn’t think you were into that kinda thing, Garan.”

“Don’t you fucking dare. I’ll bite anything slimy and unsanitary that comes near me.”

#perhapsido #STOP THIS OCTOPUS

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“I wasn’t threatening you. Am now, though.”

“I have a problem when it’s a threat to me.”

#perhapsido #gonna be like nickelodeon up in this bitch

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"Stop looking at me, Chester. You look moist as shit." (Garan)

“Do you have a fucking problem with my moisture”

#get rfuckng slimed garan #perhapsido

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cr1tikal sentence starters

"Alright, I guess I'll go fuck myself then."

"Yes, that is me, I am the fuck."

"Let's do this shit."

"I'd rather call you tit socks."

"I guess I'll just sit here and fist myself."

"You can cut, peel, dice, filet, fist yourself!"

"Stop looking at me, [muse name]. You look moist as shit."

"You will all feast on the fuck."

"Oh! Everyone's fucking!"

"Will you please stop shoving dicks in your mouth and put me back on the race track?"

"Come here, young one. Let me tell you why your father is an asshole."

"Do not speak, squid scrotum!"

"I'm a strong, independent man/woman. I don't need you, [Muse Name]. But please, remember my name!"

"I'm ready to begin my journey with a full-fledged erection and a heart of ambition."

"Oh! Get the truth, bitch! Take a seat!"

"You've gotta be stirring my pasta."

"Don't think for one second that I'm not naked."

"You ass spanking, fruit punch drinking, guitar playing, shit eating piece of alligator jizz."

"I guess you can't stop what you can't fist."

"I have no biceps and I must curl."

"I brought my secret weapon. An erection."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your tongue. So I may climb it and supply you with this dope dick."

"I'm just making a list of reasons why you're a piece of shit."

#dad memes #ah yes

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shark

“Reminds me of my friend Eugene, ‘cuz sharks are his favorite food. He brings me some sometimes, but I have no idea how to cook that. He eats ‘em raw though, it’s kind of scary if you’re not used to it.”

#eugene is a weenie but hes a hardcore weenie #Anonymous

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fish

“I remember swimming with them a lot before I lived here! They were pretty and all, but y’know. Still food.” 

#nothin traumatizing OOPS #when he thinks of fish he thinks of food #at least hes learned to stop eating them raw w the scales and everything #Anonymous

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send a me a word, and my character will reveal a memory/secret/dream/nightmare that it reminds them of.

#dad memes

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im BACK i guess like for a starter but im also about to reblog some memes so maybe send me those too n ill just. probably only do that

#IM BAD AT STARTERS #ooc

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He is SICK. Better keep the mask on buddy.

#open #this is the worst starter ever but im bored af so i

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every time chester has a cold its a huge fucking mess

#bc of the ink #i should make an open thing prob #i was silent bc i was drawing woops

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so u know like .... DEFINITEly dont startle him or anything. nope nope

#STARTLE HIM #but it has to be from the front #bc due to yknow octopus anatomy #he sneezes ink

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I'm super curious but like, would his ink stain at all??

YES.... if he inks u u better be ready to kiss those clothes goodbye

#its black and there is a lot as he is not small at all #Anonymous

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that also sounded unnecessarily sexual whoooops

#i didn t meAN IT LIKE that but i mean #take it how u will