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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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watched ep 17, blacked out, and-

#SO PRETTY... #fanart #dungeon meshi

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#falin.... 💍💍💍💍 #dungeon meshi

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I've been feeling really stressed because of this scene.

This is my biggest fear. The idea that the people you think of as friends only barely tolerate you, and you're just too dense to pick up on it. And it would be my own fault for not being more socially aware.

I'm too conscious of the fact that I would *not* pick up on social cues like this. How many people talk about me like this when I'm not around? How many people would gladly be rid of me? The fear of this possibility consumes me. It regularly has me afraid to reach out to anyone. It causes me to isolate myself. I'm not sure more socially capable people could ever understand the horror of this. I can't get it off my mind.

#dungeon meshi

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#dungeon meshi

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i wanted to draw falin again after yesterday's ep 😭

#fanart #dungeon meshi

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUPER COOL BUDDY MAX!!!

THANK YOUUU that drawing is so cute 🥺

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YOU SHOULD AHVE TOLD ME YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS COMING UP I WOULDVE MADE SOMETHING FOR YOU :(((((( happy birthday hypeman hope its been gojng good -tubz

awww you dont have to get me anything tubz but thats sweet <3 it went nice and also we should talk more

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been forever since we last talked (was ghostbuggz before) but happy birthday dude!!!! i hope you have a good day (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)🎈🎉!!!

OMG tysmmm!

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I know fuck all about homestuck but for your god given birthday impassioned rant: whats your favourite tid bit about troll culture?

okay my favorite bit about troll culture as everyone probably knows by now is their quadrants/romance systems. HOWEVER here are some of my favorite fun facts that i feel like people dont often explore the implications of.

horses are a revered type of creature on alternia. do you think it's illegal to kill them? do you think its like how usamericans cant kill bald eagles? do you think they try to make horses seem cooler in movies than they really are by giving them more impressive roars

"common alternian" sounds extremely similar to japanese, if talking the sounds its made up of. i infer this because damara's straight google translate japanese is actually vaguely understandable by some trolls as alternian, and is even referred to as "coarsely accented alternian" instead of being called another language. in addition to this fact, a good portion of the troll names are sanskrit in origin, which could tell us something alternian naming conventions. and in addition to THAT, xefros and dammek evidently live on the eastern side of the planet. i don't know what all of this means together but surely it's something 🤔

#op #hsmeta #i'm saying that if alternian were a real language it might sound similar to japanese

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Happy birthday!!!

thank you!

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HAPPY BDAY!!!!! \^_^/

THANK YOUUUU ILYA!!!!!! 💖

#sick theme btw

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ogh my god i missed some birthday asks. how. ok im gonna answer those but be aware ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY ANYMORE !!

#op

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Does anyone remember when everyone and their mothers was drawing their ships in the 'go for it Nakamura' template? Anyway I want to experiment with mini-prints

#everyone still does this. also this is the cutest shit EVERRRRR i love this #fanart

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

#LMAOOOO #dungeon meshi

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this