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I'm not sure if the explanation of why Edward could get Bella pregnant (him being a virgin and therefore still having a bit of, ahem, human DNA available to do the deed) is canon or just fanon, but either way, I'm about to ruin someone's day...

this theory/explanation makes NO sense for one specific reason - or should I say four specific reasons: nahuel's father has three other children.

joham tried for decades to make it work before he had the first one (and then went on to create three more hybrids) the man was nowhere close to being a virgin, so we are still without an adequate explanation to how vampire-human pregnancy happens

that is all

#twilight #renesmee cullen #nahuel #hate to be the bearer of bad news

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“On the other side of the wooden doors was a different kind of reception. The pale boy in the pearl gray suit could have been Jane’s twin. His hair was darker, and his lips were not as full, but he was just as lovely. He came forward to meet us. He smiled, reaching for her.”

Dakota Fanning and Cameron Bright as Jane and Alec The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

Requested by anonymous 

#my babies #jane and alec

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I understand the point, I do, but I'm saying, as a mom, she probably still would have preferred the silverware to any actual toys she had. My son has more toys than I know what to do with, but you know what he likes playing with? Pots and pans, spoons/forks, my shoes, literally anything that's not a toy. It's just what kids do.

Never not thinking about how the Cullens managed to obtain a wrought iron crib for Renesmee on short notice but she was playing with Esme's "second best set of silverware" and mangling the spoons and throwing them around.

No one thought to buy her toys? Just gave her silverware?

Also how many sets of silverware does a family who literally doesn't eat need?

And then for Christmas she STILL doesn't get any toys.

Maybe half the reason she is "less of a child than Jacob at times" or whatever Bella's going on about is that no one has ever given her anything actually designed for play.

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Happy 'small but perfect piece of forever' day to those who celebrate.

But as you're showing your fantasy vampire spouse your mental fanvid of your time together, remember the Volturi are still out there and will be back.

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Hi.

This is not twilight content, my apologies. My big brother died on Saturday, November 11th. My parents are disabled, and we are not very well off. This link will take you to his GoFundMe. I am aware that I am being incredibly vulnerable on the internet, and that leaves me open to harshness and unkindness. But I also know that it leaves me open to compassion and kindness and humanity. If you can, we appreciate any donation possible. If not, thank you for reading.

My brother loved food and cooking. Make yourself something good this week.

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if i was bella and edward was pissing me off i'd simply create a close friends list on instagram that consisted solely of him, google image search "palace interior, volterra" save whichever's the fanciest, edit the text "dinner with the volturi. thank you for the invitation" over the top, click post and then turn off my phone

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"he's so babygirl coded" (he has killed so many people. and he will kill more)

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ASMR style audio with Demetri & Felix.

You’ve all gone shopping and you have fallen asleep in the backseat on the way back to Castle Volturi. As it’s ASMR style, there are points where it’s just the ambience for a bit before they begin to speak again.

#this is great #i fucking love these idiots #demetri #felix #edits

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Hello twilight fans and friends 🥰

I know it’s a long shot but the charlotte observer is having a poll to vote for the #1 tacos in the Charlotte, North Carolina area! A fellow twilight blog’s (not saying exactly who to avoid doxxing them) small family restaurant is in the running! We’ve been voting A TON and they’ve made it into the top four!!!! They’re up against local chains with several locations and I think it would be really nice if we all rallied together to vote for them something something the power of friendship and supporting small family businesses

All you have to do is click this link, scroll down to the voting (you can just click submit you don’t actually have to type in yes, and vote for tacos and tortilla factory! You can vote as many times as you want by just refreshing the page!

I know it’s in third place (it needs to be in the top two to advance) but trust me we have closed that gap in past rounds!!

Winning would be a huge deal to them and I know the twilight fandom hasn’t been as active lately but why not come together to show our support? Even if you can’t vote a ton I would really appreciate it if you would like and reblog to spread the word!

Thank you!! ❣️❣️❣️

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#bella 'born to be a vampire' swan would hate these results lmao

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"ur so quiet" thanks im thinking about vampires

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Out of context “New Moon” (2009)

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Leah: That's really shitty of Bella to date someone right in front of you when she knows you love her. It's kinda mean for her to lead you on and then dump you for someone else.

Sam:

Leah: Only a total asshole would ever do that to someone. I can't imagine how awful that would feel, Jake.

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what Sam saw when he found Bella in the woods in New Moon:

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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

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the way jessica was portrayed by st*phenie m*yer as a stupid rude bitch has never sat right with me. like i know bella wasn’t supposed to Be LikE oThEr GiRlS but cmon , ur individuality complex is showing miss m*yer !!! i LOVE that she was valedictorian in the movies , like yes !! fuck the stereotype m*yer went by

in this house we stan jessica stanley

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Twilight Text post 4/????