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Retail On My Mind
the things people think at a customer vs what they say out loud, bad bosses, embarrassing stories, I share mine and you can submit yours!
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CUSTOMERS NEED TO STOP YELLING AT ME. IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN’T READ A FUCKING COUPON. FUCK YOU.
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If you ever want to know how little fast food managers care:
I worked at Zaxby’s and once a woman working in the Blood Bus wanted food that she could take home and reheat later because she couldn’t eat immediately. I told her that our food wasn’t very good reheated and is best eaten ASAP, so she should see about finding something else unless she was absolutely sure she wanted to reheat Zaxby’s. I got in trouble for that.
I literally got in trouble for doing what my job entailed. Customer satisfaction. Because no one wants to pay $10 for a meal that isn’t going to be any good.
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Retail Confession #11
That awkward moment when you work at a tile store and you announce you’re “running to the back to grab the contractor’s caulk,” but you fail to annunciate the L.
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Retail Confession #15
When you’re talking to a customer and you realize how stupid they are, so you break the 4th wall like…
#retail#retail hell#retail confession#customer service#4th wall#i see dumb people#today is a rough day#this is my life#make it stop#tales of retail#retailonmymind
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Overhead radio: I remember when, I remember I remember when I lost my mind...
Me: yes, some me the song of my people
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Conversation
So a cashier flicks their light and signals for me to come over...
Cashier: Hey, this lady's card keeps declining. She's insisting that it's the machine's fault.
Irate Guest: I have plenty of credit left on my card. It's your machine that isn't working and I'm tired of waiting around for this bullshit.
Me: Mam, are you from out of town?
Irate Guest: What does it matter if I'm from out of town?
Me: Are you from out of town?
Irate Guest: Yes, I'm from California.
Me: Did you call your credit card company to let them know that you're leaving town?
Irate Guest: No... oh. I'll be back in a bit.
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Customer: how long has that chicken been there?
Me: about twenty minutes
My brain: about an hour
Customer: how long will it be before more comes up?
Me: about twenty minutes
My brain: actually I just had some come up but it's not for you
Customer: this is rediculous
Me: I'm very sorry ma'am
My brain: fuck you I will destroy everything you love
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Me: *goes in the cooler*
Me: *screams*
Everyone else: I wonder if she knows she left the door open
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