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riddleturner · 4 days
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Sees a piece of media has SungWon Cho in it: It's prozd! my friend prozd! we went to tumblr posts together
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riddleturner · 5 days
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captains quarters
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riddleturner · 5 days
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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?
my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire
my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍
captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!
my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss
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riddleturner · 5 days
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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riddleturner · 6 days
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Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.
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riddleturner · 6 days
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grantaire with long hair and long coat is something that can be so personal
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riddleturner · 6 days
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Now, let me see what you’ve got.
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riddleturner · 10 days
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riddleturner · 10 days
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nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.
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riddleturner · 11 days
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I complain about Grindr a lot for someone who 7/10 times can’t wait to respond like this
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riddleturner · 11 days
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genuinely so tired of the male love interest in every m/f romance being the most hugelarge tallman to ever growth spurt. I need to see some women swooning over little five foot five rat dudes who need to be tucked in their gf's pocket lest they blow away like a napkin in the wind.
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riddleturner · 11 days
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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riddleturner · 11 days
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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!
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[ propaganda masterpost]
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riddleturner · 11 days
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fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you
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riddleturner · 12 days
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Yeah yeah yeah it's generic and amateurish and frankly trite, but is it earnest? Is it sincere? Is there a heart underneath it all
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riddleturner · 13 days
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this year’s rewatch hittin hard
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riddleturner · 13 days
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any knight born after 1200 can’t achieve the holy grail, all they know is feasting, charge their horse, kill, have affair, go mad in the forest & cry
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