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Do you have the link to the archie andrews the lighthouse amv? I cant find it anywhere :(
i have no idea what youre talking abt. godspeed tho x
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happy international women’s day to all girls with serial killer genes, black widows of wall street, serpent queens, living saints, girlbosses with cringefail boyfriends, milfs who poison people, real housewives, dead-beat moms, lesbian art dealers, and girls who would commit murder for a book contract 
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Wake up babe, new heritage post has dropped
https://www.tumblr.com/tatteredpantaloons/726638995297140737/we-give-praise-to-chic-patron-saint-of
crawls out of my baldurs gate hole to reblog this before skittering back
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we give praise to chic, patron saint of riverdale
who delivered us from uncle frank, the beast
who brought us justice long awaited
forever may he slay in metaphor as he does as in practice
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Worse kind of people: "Context can't make Riverdale funnier to me everything you say out of context is like being punched in the face 🤪" or "Did they Really have aliens/witches/time travel? 🙄 This show got Too Weird ugh"
context cant make riverdale funnier by far. the too weird ones are just incurably boring, the context ones are irony poisoned
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where the hell did you get this from anyway
respectfully, HOW is season 7 “undeniably dreadful”? it’s the best one!
i was bored.
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respectfully, HOW is season 7 “undeniably dreadful”? it’s the best one!
i was bored.
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https://www.tumblr.com/lesbaurinkos/727262869323939840/is-tabitha-touched-by-any-of-the-entities-or-is?source=share
im personally a fan of tabitha being an avatar of the end given that pops is representative of the sweet hereafter/she inherits pops/she communicates with the dead/her conflict with lou cipher to avoid the death of pops in rivervale. her being the end and the inevitability of things finishing and wrapping up and disappearing (a la s7s ep the golden age of television) vs jughead being the web desperately holding things together constantly weaving storylines holding characters in their paths is a great narrative counterpoint too.
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heres a picture of my cat for anyone who read all that
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leaked riverdale s3 dialogue
alice cooper: betty you do know that your boyfriend is a flaming homo, right?
betty, in the flattest tone possible: mom how could you say something like that
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Wake up babe, new heritage post just dropped
https://www.tumblr.com/rodeoromeo/725875325434757120/you-know-how-people-say-you-should-watch-star-wars
the gang gets trapped in samsara
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you know how people say you should watch star wars in THIS order this is the right way to watch it. well I say the right way to watch riverdale is to watch all of riverdale up to s7e19 and then when jughead starts to watch riverdale you watch all of riverdale again. and then when you get to s7e19 and archie starts to watch riverdale you watch all of riverdale again. and then when you get to s7e19 and the gang starts to watch riverdale you watch all of ri-
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you listing irrelevant last minute gay tom keller over his son kevin, the first gay character on the show, and completely ignoring cheryl, the only lesbian on the show, in that list of gay riverdale characters is crazy
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shes so real
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jughead's toxic little polycule ending explained
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Heritage post! Heritage post! Heritage post!
https://www.tumblr.com/archangelarchie/726570873140789248/alice-cooper-had-two-daughters-one-is-polyamorous
so true
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Alice Cooper had two daughters one is polyamorous the other is Polly Amorous.
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