roboticrum
Arrr, me mateys!
Ahoy! Hoist yer anchors and set sail on an adventure wit' an' ol' pirate o' the seas!
Well...a former one, anyhow. ASKBOX IS CLOSED((This is a sideblog, so if you follow this blog and find that an ask-minecraftworld follows you back, you know it's that same person. ;u;))
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Baron:- Ooooooh boy, better hide me rum, then.
An’ nay, matey, ha’en’t heard o’ no book o’ faces. But if it be teachin’ ye th’ pirates’ lingo, then good fer you! ‘Ave fun wit’ it! :D
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Baron:- Couldn’t a said it bett’r meself!
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Baron:- ...there be a creature lurkin' 'round here somewhere that be as grey as th' rocks 'round th' mountain. Strange li'l thing, but it knows when me presence is near it. Fast li'l bugger, too! Whew!
Sea mongrels? Ah, that be a story fer another time! Me ol' head ain't workin' it's memory cogs t'day.
#ask#apatheticdivinity#stone sheep#purplethewitch#roboticrum#Baron#maybe when he can remember stuff he'll come and tell ya <:)#:V
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Baron:- Ye dun need any o' them engines'r'sails'r whatsits when yer vessel dun 'ave none! Use what ye have, t'at's what I say!
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Baron:- An t'ank ye fer th' compliment, li'l lass! Jes be careful not t' reach aroond and brush at me hair.
#ask#apatheticdivinity#purplethewitch#roboticrum#minecraft#Baron#his hair is too precious#more than his secret rum stash
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Baron:- Lookit all th' rum these caroosers've dragged in! Harhar, we be havin' enough ta set a feast fer yer birthday!
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Baron:- Me part's still ain't made o' no metal, but ye came ta th' right place t'blow away yer worries.
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Baron:- Though th' insterment wit' 'em black n' white keys be a can-do, too.
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Baron:- Me private stash o' rum in th' lower deck o' me house be me most favored drink. Keep me secret under lock n' key 'r else ye won't be given no quarter!
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Baron:- Y'seein' this? Me face don't be lookin' like no iron, do it?
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Baron:- No need ta worry aboot sinkin', no need a worry aboot swimmin', no need ta worry aboot keepin' a crew. But ye scallywags're always welcome t'keep s'me company if ye be interested, harhar!
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Baron:- Colors're colors, t'ain't a lubbin' difference 'tween any o' 'em 'cept fer their looks.
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Baron:- Arm yerself, y'lit'l mongrel, and prepare fer a pillow fight t'th' death!
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Baron:- O' course I likes ta collect 'em! Dig 'em up an' plant th' beauts in me house full o' flower pots~ They gives s'me company, they do.
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Baron:- T'be honest wit' ya, me head don't seem t'recall a lot o' th' things I want it to. But "Baron" seems like a fitting name fer a man like me, anyhow, harhar!
...Lass-- lassie, I'd much appreciate it if ye didn't use yer oral tentacle on me face.
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Baron:- Me knowledge o' ships goes s'me ways, but 'tis knowledge o'...yer Greek ships'r whatever don't go nowhere at all. A good boat t'at holds a good crew be good enough fer me, though!
An' th' air lubbers can bite me bum, fer all I care! Damned bilge rats be braggin' that their ships be better than those o' the sea? Ha! As if, I say!
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[reboot successful]
[//powering on...]
Baron:- Oh! What's t'at ye spoutin'? Favorite crystal? Ach, I can't rightly decide, lass! Paint o' the sea, them's diamonds ye lubbers keep talkin' aboot, they're all presh treasure ta me!
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