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The Clans and the New (Third) Star League, seeing Blakist remnants:

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Why do some cattle (bison, brahman, the majestic zebu) have humps? Is it the same with camels, as a store of fat for energy?

more surface area = more cooling power!!! zebu typically live in very hot areas, so they need all the help they can get!

bison are just yolked though. their entire body is basically one big slab of muscle.

ferocious...

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If it doesn't move, Trial it for obstinacy.

#3151posting #battletech #mechwarrior #battletech clans #wolf empire #battletech memes #mecha #mechs

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Under the category of "it must have happened at some point..."

Clan warrior who comes down with hiccups mid-issuing a BatChall.

#battlemech #battletech clans #battletech #battletech memes #3151posting #Rh.txt #mechwarrior #mecha

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Dear Ravage,

Are there any Autobots you're particularly scared of, or nah, you'd win?

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When it comes to Malthus, most of the things he does like are probably also, admittedly, dezgra. And the things he considers himself ambivalent about. The only things not dezgra are the ones he does not know enough about yet to declare dezgra. And those are also, to be quite honest, pretty dezgra too.

#battletech #mechwarrior #Nicolai Malthus #the most stable Jade Falcon of all time #however I still think he would have stood up to the likes of Malvina in her time #You can call him nuts but never dishonorable #3151posting #clan jade falcon

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i wish moose were domesticated like cattle...

tha moose..

ooooo the mooooose

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If I ever get to draw an official Hellboy and Moth-Man comic I’m going to demand this scene be in it

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Fun new game: Take a story with supernatural deaths

Put Hellboy in them!

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Look, I'm willing to put up with a lot from a self-consciously meta liminal spaces walking sim. The inappropriate use of ray-traced specular reflection; the clearly asset-flipped androgynous white marble statues; the corridor-that-makes-four-left-turns-without-intersecting-itself bit that was impressive when Duke Nukem 3D did it in 1996 but has since become practically expected – all this I will forgive. However, that wooden ladder I just climbed clearly made the sound of stepping on metal rungs, and this I cannot abide.

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#3151posting #rh.img #mechwarrior #battletech #alpha strike #battletech memes #mecha #mechs #battlemech

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Headcanon: Cryx doesn’t use necromancy out of some abstract disregard for human life, they’re just broke

“Why are the robots made out of bones?” “WHAT’S WRONG WITH BONES?” “I mean everyone elses are made out of steel and ours come apart kind of easy, is all…” “STEEL IS EXPENSIVE AND THEY WORK FINE.” *Head falls off Deathripper*

“Alright Everblight’s forces are HERE, what have you got for me?” “UHHHH” “Look man we’re at war in 10 minutes just slap something together. What dead stuff have you got?” “ALL I’VE GOT TODAY ARE SEAGULLS, PIGEONS AND CROWS.” “Just chop ‘em up and call them carrion thralls dude we are in this in five!”

“BEHOLD, I HAVE TAKEN THESE IRREPARABLY DAMAGED IRON LICHES AND COMBINED THEM INTO AN IRON LICH OVERSEER. MAY THEY FIGHT ON IN UNISON FOR THE GLORY OF CRYX.” “You’ve ruined three lads perfectly good afterlives is what you’ve done. Look at them. They all have anxiety.”

“We’re running out of officers. I dont think we can afford to promote anyone.” “I MEAN HAVE WE KILLED ANYONE WITH A DECENT RESUME RECENTLY?” “Well we’ve recently had submissions from a Mr. Sturgis and a Ms. Agathia.” “SEND THEIR SOULS TO MY OFFICE. YOUNG MISS AGATHIA SEEMS TO HAVE A HEAD FOR MANAGEMENT.” “Very droll, sir.”

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You gave me a newfound appreciation for cows

Thanks for that, the world seems more magical

im so glad!!!!!! the world is magical!!!!!!!!! bovines have such a beautiful place in it im really really glad youve gotten to appreciate that!!!!

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