roxanaweasley

[roxanaweasley]

This post basically has two points: One, I'm transferring three of my beloveds (roxanaweasley, inimadragxn, and nolxngerhiding to one blog, my multimuse blog, mxnipura). two, I'm sorry that I keep disappearing. I'm telling you this now so that if you don't want to read on, you get the two main points.

So, it's been a crazy year. I'm finally in a place where I would consider myself content and healthy, which is really big news for me. As to avoid stressing myself to death, I've taken a year off schooling to focus on my mental health and my sister's wedding, seeing as I am her maid of honor.

Due to the fact that I still want rping to be enjoyable, I've decided to stick to only keeping up with one blog. Seeing as mxnipura was already multimuse and the characters I've had for the longest (with the exception of Roxanne, who I had brought back on a different blog) I didn't want to ditch all of them. Still, I adore you lot, and these three Harry Potter characters are my babies, and I really don't want to give them up.

So, instead, I decided I'd transfer them to my multimuse and just hope that my partners will follow me over there. I get that some people don't like multimuse blogs, so if you don't want to follow me over there, I get it, but you know my writing style and if you enjoy writing with me, please don't let this little change get in the way. Okay, so I really am sorry for always disappearing, this transfer is going to be good for me and the characters, because I'll be on more and more dedicated now that it'll only be one blog. 

if you read this to the end, thanks so much. I love you, my little bunnies.

               Happy rping,                         Chrissybear.

PS, If you follow mxnipura or message me on there, I will continue our threads or start a new one if you just ask.

[roxanaweasley]

Your muse just walked in on mine holding a newborn baby. How does yours react?

[roxanaweasley]

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

these

are

the

best

movies

ever

#i couldnt stop myself #out of light

[roxanaweasley]

Send me a ♀ for my genderbent muse

[roxanaweasley]

impxssibletolxve I just saw little bby sprayberry on an episode of criminal minds, HE'S SO CUTE, I JUST WANNA PINCH HIS WITTLE CHEEKS UGHHHH

#okay he's between like nine and twelve in this episode but i cant fucking cutie pie ughhhh

[roxanaweasley]

My character has been committed to an asylum. Send me ☤ for their reaction to yours visiting them.

[roxanaweasley]

What I desperately want from my Marauders/1st war era verse is a Peter Pettigrew, before he betrayed everyone. A young boy who loves his friends but feels inadequate, and Roxanne hating him at first, but trying her best to cover it up...and failing, and then she sees the terror in his eyes, she relates to it, and she approaches him, befriends him, because she understands that people do terrible things when their lives are on the line. And she's scared too, because this might be the end for her. So, an odd friendship forms, one that no one these days would understand, but this is Peter before the betrayal, and he's just a scared little boy, and Roxanne is a scared little girl who may never see her family again. A bond is formed through mutual fear, because they're both so vulnerable, and Roxanne is up late at night crying, and it doesn't help that Peter is always the one that finds her and comforts her, sometimes with the other Marauders, sometimes on his own. It doesn't help that they can stay up all hours of the night staring at the stars and gossiping about the other Marauders and how much they fucking adore those boys. It doesn't help that in some way, she's come to love this boy because she knows what he becomes...and she'd never had to suffer the pain of waiting for someone she loves to break; and it starts to break her, because she comes to learn that she can't tell anyone what she knows. She realizes that all this friendship is, is the calm before the storm, and she fucking hates it.

I NEED THIS

I could genuinely write up a different description of what her relationship with everyone in the verse would be, and I need more people from this era to rp with, because it genuinely kills me.

#[v; lost in time]

[roxanaweasley]

texts from last night! meme

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

#meme

[roxanaweasley]

Remus Lupin and marauders

Based on the book “Harry Potter” (J.K.Rowling) 

© Liltale calo a lomino | vk.com/lilta

#im so happy #this makes me so happy #[r; her boys] #I NEED MORE STUFF IN MY MARAUDERS VERSE DAMMIT

[roxanaweasley]

"Are you crazy?” “Are you even listening to me?” “Are you even listening to yourself?” “Are you sure they won’t find out?” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” “Are you threatening me?” “Be mine.” “Do I know you?” “Do you love me?” “Do you remember this?” “Do you trust me?” “Don’t go.” “Don’t let me die” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t make me beg.” “Don’t you dare come near me!” “Don’t you dare.” “Explain yourself.” “For you, I would _____” “Give it back.” “Give me another chance.” “Have you ever even done this before?” “How drunk are you right now?” “I already regret this.” “I am not wearing that.” “I can’t believe you missed that.” “I can’t do this anymore.” “I can’t even look at you.” “I could kill you!” “I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.” “I didn’t do it.”“ “I didn’t know you could do that.” “I don’t want to look at you right now.” “I guess this is goodbye.” “I hate you.” “I have to go.” “I just want to cuddle.” “I know your secret.” “I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.” “I love you.” “I miss you so very much.” “I missed you.” “I need a drink.” “I need a hug.” “I never really loved you.” “I owe you.” “I think I broke it.” “I think I’m falling in love with you. “ “I think I’m forgetting something.” “I think it’s broken.” “I trust you.” “I want to be yours.” “I want to try this thing I read in a book.” “I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.” “I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.” “I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?” “I’m bad for you.” “I’m dying.” “I’m going to be sick.” “I’m not speaking to you anymore.” “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.” “I’ve never heard that one before.” “If you stay quiet, no one will know.” “Is that my shirt?” “It was me” “It’s so beautiful.” “It’s time to choose.” “Just five more minutes.” “Just go.” “Just leave me alone.” “Just let me die.” “Just relax.” “Just what did we do last night?” “Kiss me you idiot.” “Kiss me.” “Make me.” “Marry me?” “My Parents don’t know” “My parents know.”“ “Never again.” “Nh, don’t be so rough!” “No, that can’t be my baby.” “No! You can’t die on me now!” “Put it away.” “Put your trousers on!” “Put. The. Weapon. Down.” “Shut up and listen.” “Take responsibility.” “That isn’t mine.” “That looked easier on TV.” “That sounds painful.” “That was a bad plan.” “That’s mine!” “That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” “They’re coming.” “This seems familiar.” “This stays between us.” “Truth hurts, don’t it?” “Want to hear a secret?” “We need to talk.” “We’re moving too fast.” “Well that was unexpected.” “What are we doing here?” “What are you afraid of?” “What are you touching?” “What are you?” “What do you need?” “What happened to you?” “What have I done this time?” “What if someone catches us?” “What sort of noise was that?” “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “What were you thinking?” “Where are my clothes?” “Where did you find this?” “Where do you even find this sort of thing?” “Where were you?” “Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?” “Why are you wearing that?” “Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.” “You could have died!” “You could have killed someone!” “You coward.” “You don’t need to be so gentle.” “You drive me crazy!” “You have ten minutes, so make it quick.” “You lied to me!” “You mean everything to me.” “You owe me.” “You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!” “You’re all out of ____.” “You’re an idiot.” “You’re bad for me.” “You’re dead to me.” “You’re pregnant and It’s mine” “You’re really good at this…” “You’re so weird.”“ “You’re under arrest.”

All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.

#meme

[roxanaweasley]

"I wanna do that? Are you sure about that? Because I’ve tasted a lot of things, and frankly, men are not in my top ten. Although it is fun t’watch you squirm about, I still don’t think that’s how you ask a girl to get you off if y’want her t’say yes. And, as far as a preference for dominant men, I don’t recall ever telling you that, so how can y’be so sure?”

“Suck my dick.” { omg Scabior this is not how you do it }

"Or, I could not do that, because, as cute as you might think you are, I don’t take orders. Next time, try asking nicely pretty boy."

#r; convo #snatchingxyou

[roxanaweasley]

"Yeah, but your dad's got borin' since his Hogwarts days, and your mum...well I love your mum, but she scares me. Now, I figure y'could just stay with me, 'cause then all we have t'worry about is my mum, 'cause dad's all for some good fun. Or, we just don't tell my mum, and if she finds out, we apologize later. Yeah?"

“Are you kidding? Come on, who’re you talking to? Of course I’m in…Dad won’t be a problem, he killed a man at age eleven I’m pretty sure this is nothing compared to that. He can’t say no.”

#no worries #just a warning james and roxanne for some reason has become a very serious brotp for me #nxtastag #r; convo

[roxanaweasley]

“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.”

[roxanaweasley]

off to bed my loves, replies in the morning

[roxanaweasley]

thought i’d chime in

[roxanaweasley]

     "No one, th-there's no one."

            She shook her head, dismissing the           incident entirely. She knew what she           saw, but there was no point in talking           about it; she couldn't see him anymore,           so he'd probably left, or at least that's           what she's going to tell herself.

                   "Can we just get out of here? I hate it here."

[Lysander could smell fear on Roxanne  which meant she wasn’t joking. He  felt another presence but saw no one.  The male looked down at her once more,  this wasn’t a joke anymore. ] "Who did you see, Roxanne?"

#halfofascamander #r; convo #i'm glad you did :)

[roxanaweasley]

"Baby girl?" Rox chewed at her lip, smiling. She was thinking about it. "Yeah, I like that. I like baby girl."

roxanaweasley

"Would if be alright if I called you baby girl?  Or are we going to stick with double double,  toil and trouble?”

#hehe i see what you did there #i didnt have my laptop for awhile bc it was broken and i hated rping on my mom's laptop #but now i have my bby back #zabinisdaughter #r; convo #i'm watching criminal minds right now and the term babygirl is SO IMPORTANT TO ME