s-ublimedyke

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jersey shore is the best piece of 21st century media

#jersey shore #snooki is america’s princess #vinny and pauly are the love story of the century

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WON THE ROOMMATE LOTTERY!!!! so glad we met<3

I think the best part of 2024 was meeting my roommate and her friends and getting to live with her for a whole semester.

Shoutout to @s-ublimedyke for being the best roommate I’ve ever had.

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i hate astarion. put that twink in his place.

#ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. #THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE #bg3 #anti astarion

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my dealer: got some straight gas😜🔥this strain is called “a feast for crows by george rr martin (2005)”😳you’ll be zoinked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw the putrefying corpse of my father’s legacy of systemic violence and societal rot in the woods

my buddy aeron pacing: the crow’s eye is lying to us

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If I suck at french and if you suck at french, who's going to decipher the ancient warnings of the malevolent spirits that is being reiterated by our possessed friend?

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wow okay just launched fully back into my psych era-

There’s nuance to the father & son relationship between Henry and Shawn, but also I want to violently shake Henry for treating his grown adult son like a kid, especially when Shawn comes to him for help on cases

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BRUH

“you got the funny autism” -roomie

#hellsite

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pyjama shark?? is he going to bed??????

#such an important addition

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yeah but like. it is.

I’m high and I just told my roommate, “the autism is strong in you.”

#it was when i was on the floor about lisa ann walter

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lisa ann walter’s face card never fucking declines

#i just had to lie on the floor #she’s so #i just #i could make her happy #i. #i’m having a hard time being coherent #lisa ann walter

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Any tips for when trying weed for the first time?

smoke a lot of it and if you dont get high instantly smoke a lot more and if you start feeling scared that means youre about to die

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A lesbian couple were smoking weed together.

One was a high femme, the other was a stoned butch.

#BOTH IM BOTH

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called "apathy is death" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

me 5 minutes later: the triumph of the jedi teachings is a cold thing when there is no one left alive to appreciate them

my buddy kreia, pacing: the past is here, and it must be met before the future can be set in motion

#obtaining marijuana pre dispos was such an experience #i miss it #everything is more fun when its illegal

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[phone begins to fever-dream hallucinate The Blorbos]

This app gives my phone a fever.

#cold sweats and all

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“You can’t just cook a toenail” - my roommate

#i’m right.

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how come in bg3 we get vulva, vulva B, and vulva C, but penises A through E?

i want more fantasy pussy.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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i think the real reason i’m a stem major is because i don’t like letting men have better ideas than me

#in this hellhole so i can be mean to men personally and academically #it’s fun guys it’s actually really fun #so many men to be mean to in chemistry classes #lesbian #wlw #man hating lesbian #sapphic