"One does not simply, fix everything without perfection. Definition of perfection? A butler who can do everything perfectly without fail because, I'm simply one HELL of a butler."
"Awe, my young master is so precious and I adore him greatly. Please take care of yourself and try not to eat too much sweets before or after supper, young master. You'll ruin your appetite and gain cavities! Just looking out for you is all, because I care about you. Happy Halloween,my young lord." 馃枻
"My apologies. I did not quite properly introduce myself. My name Sebastian Michaelis. It's very nice to meet you. Welcome to my page, it's an absolute pleasure to make your acquaintance. I hope I can be of any assistance. My young master is away until further notice, but do make yourself comfortable. Shall I prepare you some tea or anything that fancies your taste? It could be anything from fan service to Roleplay if you'd like? Could I interest you into anything of my services? Ask me anything and I'll answer your question."
"Ahhh, I simply love cats of all sort. They are much more different from what we have down in hell. In fact, I find these furry little creatures very adoring, indeed! Sadly...I can't keep any cats within the manor due to my young master's allergies. Not only that, but...he doesn't particularly care for felines. Oh dear....but no matter. I'm one hell of a cat lover...and butler." 鉁煒屸湪