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I'm half certain that was more like divine artificial insemination due to the whole... virgin thing. Which is funny, considering the church's stance on artificial reproductive technologies (ARTs)...

Can you really present Christian weddings as monogamous when they're inherently throuples?

There's you, there's God, and there's your side-person, oh right. The term is spouse.

#reblog

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why the fuck is this blog getting activity now lol

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I wish everyone who funds those bible verse billboards a very I hope you lose your capacity to do that

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As a general rule of thumb I want this blog to be dead because I like not feeling the need to bitch about things

but no, because unfortunately shit like this exists

This is a vent blog, not an essay blog (unless I want it to be), so just. This is inane. This is why priests and pastors shouldn't be in the government. The entire country isn't your congregation; what the hell are you doing quoting genesis in an explanatory note for a bill. Also the "save the poor misguided queer people" rhetoric is... ohh boy. My conscience works just fine thanks

Fortunately, I think this thing is getting roasted online.

#cw christianity #this is news

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I wish everyone who funds those bible verse billboards a very I hope you lose your capacity to do that

#idk this is mild #but I do hope they shut the fuck up

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I understand the distaste for postmodernism. It directly goes against the main recruitment idea: there is one truth and one way to live an optimal life. But is the best point they can come up with "everything is reduced to opinion"? Buddy, buddy. Bitch, what do you call time dilation then? Or color perception? Or relativity? Sometimes two different things are simultaneously true.

#haha they made me read an encyclical #my bad time at catholic school

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Can you really present Christian weddings as monogamous when they're inherently throuples?

There's you, there's God, and there's your side-person, oh right. The term is spouse.

#sort of showerthoughts #it's just weird... #'don't get married for happiness or your spouse' #...ah you have to get married because of some duty to the church or something #ah well that's #also fuck the catholic church for paying so much attention to paul's words #the whole 'wives submit and husbands (uh...) love' is a bunch of nonsense they still try to justify #then again... the church insists on downplaying the crusades #but that's another topic #anti-catholicism

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How horrifying that Catholic guilt is the intended outcome.

I avoided it because I was a bad Catholic, who didn't even try centering my life and pleasure around thinking about pleasing God. I just did things for myself and the people I love, and then thinking about God on Sundays, I guess.

#sort of showerthoughts #anti catholic

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An excerpt from some note complaining about the Church's dislike of ARTs (Assisted Reproductive Technology):

- remember kids, sperm donors are cheating or fornicating assholes, or maybe they're "the other woman"¹ in this scenario

¹sexist terminology I know, but that's what the notes said verbatim and that's what I said at the time... also I don't really know a better alternative phrase oh well

#my bad time at catholic school #...so it's #contraception isn't allowed and neither is artificially having a child because I guess they tied sex to marriage to children #what a fun pipeline that restricts so many people #yes I know that ARTs are more complicated and involve handling of the eggs #but do you think whoever was explaining ARTs during that lecture knew that? #...yeah

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Catholic School Lesson/Presentation

Jan 21, [Year]

sooo

round 50 of: I hate the fucking church

euthanasia

...

"despair is a sin"

gdi so feelings and thoughts are invalid according to the church

and besides, what is the church gonna do for someone with cancer?

fucking

pray them to life??? nah bro

instead, indulgences and paying for masses for dayyyyys

I'm salty @ church

...but if you're fucking suffering

how is this peace and love

#my bad time at catholic school #this reads like liveblogging because that's what it is #huh #I'll probably mix these up with actual... coherent explanations as to why I'm so pissed #no you don't get to know what grade this was or how old I am #all I'm giving is the fact that it's in the past #idk I like being unknowable online

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This blog will just have rants from various years of catholic school, but it will also have random complaints about masses as well. I am not editing them except in the case of needed translation or cutting out personal/irrelevant excerpts.

commentary on a mass gospel

Jan 23, 2022

"blah blah the church the body of christ is united and one

(wow so it's... a rotting corpse then? since what reflects poorly on one reflects poorly on everyone)"

#getting pissed at the eucharist #oh hey that rhymes #not very articulate but oh well

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If you're not hearing God, have you tried listening more? Have you tried thinking about what God would want and definitely not filling in the answers yourself?

#a literal encouragement of confirmation bias #or correlation = causation #sort of showerthoughts

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Bitches will recall the Church-bride and Christ-groom imagery and then feel annoyed at the baked in sexism and gender roles. Ah yes, this group that's headed by men is personified as a woman because submission and obedience. It's me, I'm bitches.

#sort of showerthoughts

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I think that Catholic school's impact can be seen in the amount of poetry I have that's just complaining about God

#sort of showerthoughts #my bad time at catholic school