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somebody: you're cool

me: you have been greatly misled

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#p

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We need to be seeing MORE of WOMEN’S MUSCULAR THIGHS on TELEVISION and LESS of OTHER STUFF THAT ISN’T THAT

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#p

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‘yall still mad and bitter about lexas death in 2018?’

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#p

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So all the kids at Hogwarts were cool with that talking hat plopping its gaping asshole on their heads, huh?

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Alexa, release my inhibitions

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#doggo

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oh my fuckning

#amazing

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#nice #angelina jolie

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My employer reading my work experience off my resume

#😂

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my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

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The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realising some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and friends

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yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere