please work please work please wo
beefbrain is real and its a covid symptom
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beefbrain is real and its a covid symptom
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Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)
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check out the cool bugs i found when i flipped this rock over 🤔
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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could be house fire? probably house fire
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alien cats 💚‼️
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aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa
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I HAVE COVID 😭
101.3 fever 👍 i feel like i'm slowly shifting into a different dimension
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101.3 fever 👍 i feel like i'm slowly shifting into a different dimension
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My white ass can sprint by holding [SHIFT]
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Orange Cat Behavior 🧡🍊
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my special talent is still being surprised every time a known homophobe inexplicably doesn't like me after one or two neutral interactions
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