sailormaya

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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

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i think that everyone who thinks game changer is some novel brand of psychological torture has never played monopoly with their friends

#game changer

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not gonna lie to you guys, having someone play with my hair would probably fix half of my problems

[sailormaya]

don’t worry. it’s easier to love you than you think

[sailormaya]

#happy birthday to me and all lesbians everywhere

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#yeah 💔 the price i pay

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#I DONT GO HERE BUT HELLO

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#WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HEATED FLOORS BRO #the only heated floors i know was my asphalt driveway in the summertime

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#shiny surfaces #shoujo powers...ACTIVATE

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#when it hits 80⁰F/26⁰C i turn into an evil creature

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i’d be so much more normal if i could just find the perfect person to fuck on coke

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

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if someone made fanart for my klapollo fic i think it would fix me

#this is not a beg or a plea btw #i just think artists who make fanart for fics are so cool #i ❤️❤️❤️ u artists #klapollo #fanfic

[sailormaya]

orgasms are super awesome but also remember it’s totally normal to not cum every single time you have sex, sometimes intimacy and connection are the peak!!! this is healthy and normal and wonderful too!! 🩷🧡

#im on multiple antidepressants and so is my girlfriend #so sometimes sex is just about hanging out

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#IM GONNA GET YA

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happy lesbian visibility week

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the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest

#me playing yahtzee every morning at 3:00am