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saltiestgempearl · 8 hours
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i think the way tiktok and tumblr (yes i am unifying these two sites together for this, for shame!) talk about autism and adhd (n honestly ocd too) as this quirky party trick has really damaged The Youths, at least in america (n they enact that damage on the rest of us, per usual)
like you guys will CONTINUE as usual to mock n harass anyone who is slightly "weird" or "offputting" bc well YOURE autistic and YOU dont do that, so it must be a them problem. well, YOU live on your own and YOU have a job and YOU have tons of friends and YOU go to uni and YOU go to the club and YOU arent weird. its not an "autism thing", this persons just weird. weird for being a picky eater, for using scripts in conversations, for avoiding crowded places n having meltdowns while in them, for living w their parents or in assisted living, for going on about their special interests, for missing social ques, for speaking "weird", for stimming, for having little or no friends, for being unemployed, for having motor issues, for being nonverbal, for not being able to handle the school/academy system, for being autistic.
THEYRE clearly just weird, THEYRE wrong for exhibiting signs and symptoms of autism. their autism is WRONG and WEIRD and OFFPUTTING. YOURE autistic and YOU dont do that, so its clearly "not about autism".
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saltiestgempearl · 8 hours
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Mask Off 🍌
Traysi, head editor of the Lucky Clover Gazette, has been kidnapped by the Yiga Clan! Will Link be able to save his friend before she falls victim to his not-greatest-but-still-somewhat-frustrating enemies?
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Chapter 2/3 (12,563 words)
“A lot of people owe me favors,” Traysi says with a loose hand wave. “Got intel on Tabantha Frontier conditions from those mushroom hunters by the st—base of operations, made it to the bridge with half a day’s brisk power-walk, hitched a ride with this traveling band all the way to Outskirt Stable, took a quick break to interview them for a comeback story in the Gazette, and then promised a trio of Gerudo women free space in the personal ads if they’d escort me through the canyon. Not my preferred way to find a partner, but they seemed to like the idea of going hands-off with the whole courtship thing. Honestly, those gals seemed much more interested in the journey of finding a man than actually finding a man. If only my sister felt the same way—but nooooo, she says she’s in love, and now I have to tolerate Ponnick hanging around the stabl—base of operations, it is a base of operations, flirting all day like an imbecile while I’m editing down Penn’s alliterative headlines to the three per issue he’s permitted in his contract.” Traysi takes a deep breath, then raises an eyebrow at Link’s stiff posture. “What? I’m just telling you what happened.”
Read the rest on ao3 because this chapter is very long >:)
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saltiestgempearl · 9 hours
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This is how I feel about peas too
PEAS 🦆
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saltiestgempearl · 10 hours
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saltiestgempearl · 10 hours
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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.
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saltiestgempearl · 1 day
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It’s healthy to step out of our comfort zone’s a little!😜
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We as a community don't talk about this picture as much as we should and I think that's a CRIME!!!
LOOK AT HIS HORNS AND EYES AND WINGS ASLHDKJFHLSFG
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saltiestgempearl · 1 day
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I finally figured something out btw
You know the iconic line from “Dad Beat Dad” where Alastor goes “HA HA! Fuck you.”
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And of course you remember what Lucifer said to Adam in the finale?
“And now, I’m going to fuck you!”
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Yeah, he recognized Alastor was insulting him and tried to use the same thing on Adam but completely fumbled
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This is peak writing. He’s so stupid, I love him 💖
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saltiestgempearl · 1 day
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I recently learned that fancier hotels DON'T offer a complementary breakfast?? Like what??? ARE RICH PEOPLE OFFENDED BY FREE FOOD????????
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saltiestgempearl · 2 days
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would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest
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The reason Ganondorf is always so angry is because Rauru got Zelda in the divorce
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saltiestgempearl · 2 days
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AAAA I FINSHED ITTT
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I almost died but it was so worth it 😭😭😭
It feels like my finger print scraped off but oh well ☠️⚰️
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saltiestgempearl · 3 days
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Charlie's an angel 🥺✨
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saltiestgempearl · 3 days
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outcast of the village
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- you can do this. i know it
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