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yall at slim thick people: 😩😍😜 yall at thick people w bellies: 😶
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07. unbelievers
hello world i’m not planning on being around a super huge amount for the next week or so, so i wanted to post a theme bc of that !! yall know how it goes: don’t steal/copy/redistribute !! :-)
the sidebar image is 442x335, the hover image is 150x315, and the three icons are all 90x90 !!
like/reblog if u plan on using it or if u just find it helpful !! thnk u sm !!
sidenote: it’s gonna look a lil wonky in customize, i have no idea why, it looks fine on the blog itself
sidenote 2: there’s no description, but there is a popup ask !!
preview / pastebin
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finally free
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you know its over when you stop reading about their sign in the zodiac posts
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things I associate with the types
ESTP: the earth beneath your fingernails after a long day, waking up feeling full of light and ready to get up, summer evenings, the press of a friend’s hand into yours, tan lines that pop on your skin, the chill of rainwater as it slides through your hair, feet sticking out of car windows, running around backyards as the sunlight fades
ESTJ: the jarring echo of a microphone when bumped, mowed grass, a newly immaculate room with everything accessible, the fresh smell of rental cars, neat calendars pinned above desks, new school supplies stacked up in your room, monopoly games, sliding into a perfectly made bed at the end of a long day, unpacking in a hotel room, taking yourself out for dinner
ESFP: throwing your arm around a friend, gaudy beaded bracelets put together by your little cousin, the quick pant of an excited dog, the smell of campfires, paint stuck in the crevices of your hand, taking neat notes for the kid who’s absent, an instagram full of pictures of you and your friends, screaming the lyrics to songs as you ride down the highway
ESFJ: staying after class to help a teacher clean up, biting your tongue to try to stop laughing during class, a sticky kiss from a child, kindergarten art rooms, listening patiently to stories you’ve heard before, walking around in your mom’s high heels as a kid, walking around town with ice cream and friends, squeezing lemon juice into your hair
ENTP: having to do a group project by yourself, walking back and forth to calm your excitement, desks cluttered with papers, the sound of quick typing, the rush of relief after walking out of uncomfortable situations, lying to get a reaction out of someone, the sting of tears brought on by anger, the perfect comeback, mascara smeared down your face
ENTJ: protest signs, pinning magazine cut outs to your wall, walking to the front of a room to give a presentation, the click of high heels, tilting your chair back and crossing your arms to show your disapproval, the smell of paint, friendly debates with loud words and wide gestures, losing track of time and blinking tiredly at the clock, perfectly tailored suits left wrinkled on bedroom floors
ENFP: bulletin boards with inspiring quotes, humming along off-key beneath your breath, bare feet on hot sand, pinterest projects, curling ribbon with scissors, sewing your own clothes, improvised road trips, bubblegum pink lipstick, convincing a friend to buy themself that new outfit, silly nicknames, candy wrappers littered on the floor, compliments from strangers in public restrooms, good morning texts
ENFJ: cute notes left in people’s lockers, talking a friend through their self confidence issues, cleaning your room at two in the morning, dark thoughts that only slip into your mind late at night, the press of a kiss to your forehead, picking out your clothes the night before, convincing a friend to come dance with you, the hand on your shoulder
ISTP: taking apart pens and examining the individual parts, spilling out emotions that you’ve kept tightly wound inside, the smell of rubber tires on pavement, writing down your thoughts to better understand them, clenched fists, research papers laid out across a table, jumping off a rock wall and letting the cord catch you, polaroid cameras
ISTJ: setting yourself deadlines, slipping candy to a worried friend, puns, stretching after a long day, downing too much coffee so you can stay up to work, drawing tablets, buying Christmas gifts a month in advance, the smell of grass after a rain, sitting in comfortable silence with a good friend, before and after pictures, old family trinkets,
ISFP: petitions passed around classrooms, a friend’s artwork hanging on your wall, the weight of a child on your hip, getting up early to see the sunrise, interior design, vinyl albums, sitting on rooftops with friends, detailed journals from years back stacked in your closet, the warmth of a cat curled up on your lap, sleepy kisses goodnight, the walk up on stage to collect an award
ISFJ: buying friends gifts for no occasion, old photo albums lining bookshelves, waking up knowing that today is not yesterday, holding a bun up with just a pencil, splattered paint on brick walls, doing homework on the way to school, bitten lips rather than angry words, tentative hugs, the smell of vanilla, hair falling in front of your face when you duck your head
INTP: dead languages, long winded speeches that change topics multiple times, sweater vests, chalk boards covered with writing, lost glasses that are on top of your head, botanical gardens, finals week, bouncing up and down on the balls on your feet as you rant, unbrushed hair, library fines, the glow of a laptop late at night
INTJ: packing for college, perfectly winged eyeliner, beakers overflowing with bubbles, schedule overloads, chess games that last until late into the night, the feeling of silk on bare skin, locking your door while working, texting while walking, leaning forwards into discussions with your elbows on the table, rapid-fire conversations, makeup lined up along the sink
INFP: community gardens, braiding flowers into a friend’s hair, giggles, playing guitar to an empty room, yellow daisies, sudden anger, reading by candlelight, unexpected hugs, empty forest paths, make believe, whispers that you know no one can hear, understanding nods during rants, lifting someone up and spinning them around, the smell of new paper, forgotten tea that’s turned cool
INFJ: hanging lightbulbs, thick books where the spine curls inwards, shoulders shaking forwards when you won’t let yourself cry, absent kisses laid on top of heads, lying beside a friend in bed and talking to the ceiling, dessert left at a friend’s door, watching the people below from city windows, little notes from friends kept for years, the key to your childhood diary
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Pro tip: Just because you don’t find something racist and offensive does not mean it’s not racist and offensive.
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attention: coders and graphic makers!!
http://bg.siteorigin.com/
i just found this gem: it’s a background image generator that uses subtlepattern’s patterns where you can choose the base color, pattern, intensity among a few other settings 
it is such a life saver i stg
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CHARACTER PSD #4 BY HELLOFRP || VYBE
i have honestlylylyly no idea why this character psd is so huge tbh it like. .. idk i havent posted one in so long my apologies. but yeah this one is. idk if its gonna be helpful or anything but the fact that this psd was sitting in my laptop unfinished bugged me so i finished it and here it is. ig it’s also a bit of a thank you gift for finally hitting 1.3k (since i was stuck on almost 1.3k for like a month), ily guys i hope you like it !!
the only font used is arial
the background is editable and you need 4 pics for it. feel free to put anything there or just not touch it, whatever floats your boat !
the picture in the circle is also editable
i do not take any credit for the psd
do not redistribute or claim as your own
please like or reblog if using
{ D O W N L O A D }
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i just found this cool subplot group but there’s literally only 1 f/f plot and 1 m/m plot... the rest are m/f.... wtf straights 
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character aesthetic ➝ the runaway
“You can run away from yourself so often, and so much, just because the broken pieces of you cut your feet too deeply if you stay around for too long. But then what if someone were to come along and pick up those pieces for you? Then you wouldn’t have to run away from yourself anymore. You could stop running. If someone sees you as something worth staying with— maybe you’ll stay with yourself, too.” 
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ok guys i just realized i cant be famous because if i drop a piece of dry food on a familiar floor im probably just gonna blow and eat it out of habit and i might get caught doing it and then next thing u know people are dragging me for it on the internet makin twitter memes like ‘when u rich but u remember bein broke’ wit a lil photoset of me eatin the dirty popeyes chicken thigh(even tho they would do the same thing!!fake asses) so i cant be famous :(( im very disappointed please give me the appropriate time to heal this was my dream i am crushed )):
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Hi! We're a new bio/oc character development rp, could we get a shoutout please? "Newkirk Academy Boarding School and Los Angeles University have existed side-by-side in the middle of Los Angeles for years. Newkirk and LAU consider themselves sister schools and many students will spend their high school and college years on the twin campuses, Student life has always seemed as close to perfect as it could get. Until the day that Clara Darnall disappeared."
shoutout !
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