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I wanna be loved so much it makes me look stupid

#MEEEEEE

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i love my wife

#quitter yells

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for blasetober today: the one and only girlboss.

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It’s funny, she thinks, staring out the window at the oncoming storm. Despite all of her best efforts, her work to ensure the betterment and longevity of something far greater than herself, a narrative will always seek out a villain. Today, it is her turn to wear the colors of an enemy soldier.

Not so very long ago, she had been a savior. She had entered just as things were falling to pieces, as the Internet League of Blaseball lost the hand that steered it and began drifting aimlessly. She had spent eighteen years planning and plotting, she had poured all of her free time and her energy into envisioning something better. Something stronger. Something bigger.

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#OP. #OP GRABS YOU AND SHAKES YOU #I AM LOSING IT AT THIS OHHH MY GOD...... #where's the blaseball au where the coin just gets to be a good mom and like all the parkers are brothers or something #please god i hope you know this makes me lose it /pos

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i want to dance with you under the tenderness of the refrigerator light

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HELP

FANCYMANCER DREW SANS WYATT QUITTER IM LOSING IT

#also wyatt pothos maam the things i would do for you

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FANCYMANCER DREW SANS WYATT QUITTER IM LOSING IT

#quitter yells

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🧡🤍💗 happy lesbian day 🧡🤍💗

today i especially wanna celebrate trans lesbians, lesbians of colour, disabled lesbians, fat lesbians and all other lesbians who face extra layers of oppression.

you are loved, you are special, you are always welcome on my blog. i hope you find spaces that feel like home and in the meantime i’m happy to be here for you if you need me 💛

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IKEA SHARK

#oughmhoohhoho #google how do i look like this irl

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[ID: series of tweets by BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER @/blaseball (aka parker macmillan IIIII) and The Microphone @/BlaseballMic, screenshotted from either twitter or the blaseball discord. each has a timestamp and a number to indicate order; listed in numerical order with time stamps, they go:

(11:01:34) PARKER: what (11:02:10) PARKER: uh (~11:02:27) MIC: TUNING (11:02:50) PARKER: what am i supposed to (11:03:22) PARKER: whoa (approx. 12:05) PARKER (replying to the mic’s tweet): delete (11:21:30) PARKER: don’t worry about it. (11:21:46) PARKER: wires crossed

it’s also shown that parker’s first 4 tweets have been deleted. /end ID]

#OHHHH MY GOD….. PARKY…………..

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whoa i solved it

#HELP #blaseball: the Loss era #the new god that we have to kill is the guy from the comics

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girl help why does my cat love tillman

#quitter yells

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september’s almost over yall know what that means… sending out thoughts of carving pumpkins and hanging up autumn decor with ur gf, if you think of fall themed domestic thoughts that was me

#quitter yells #sapphic #lesbian #sapphic yearning #i forgor how i usually tag posts

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imagine thinking emojis are cringe. they are little images you can put next to your words. 🦎 this sentence has a gecko now !! we really are living in hte future !!!!!

#i rbed this to the wrong blog but SO TRUE

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i feel like i should say he got here lol i have a little sticky note taped to him that says punch for free therapy

update. for my sanity i have bought the tillman henderson body pillow so that i can tape him to a punching bag

#quitter yells

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#quitter yells #blaseball #deltarune #originally posted this to the wrong blog LOL hi

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for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin