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sarmaril · 2 hours
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happy april 30th!
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sarmaril · 18 hours
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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
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sarmaril · 18 hours
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oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged
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sarmaril · 2 days
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sarmaril · 3 days
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
#da
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sarmaril · 3 days
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killing rom the vacuous spider and realizing that you still gotta fight more elder gods in order to end the nightmare
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sarmaril · 3 days
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us Austen fans are always like *wistful sigh* where's my Mr Darcy? But you wanna know where the fuck he is????? You wanNA FUCKING KNOW? he's at home. avoiding all social situations, watching gossip girl with Georgiana and probably still recovering that time two weeks ago when the cashier said 'have a nice day' and he said 'no I'm fine thanks'. Where else would he fucking be?
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sarmaril · 3 days
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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
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sarmaril · 3 days
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brought some fruit for the potluck
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sarmaril · 3 days
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its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion
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sarmaril · 4 days
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sarmaril · 5 days
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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.
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sarmaril · 5 days
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"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember
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sarmaril · 5 days
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ancient
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sarmaril · 6 days
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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.
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sarmaril · 6 days
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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?
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sarmaril · 6 days
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“I’m not fortune’s fool, I’m yours.” 🩸
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