never thought I’d find myself writing “the tight ring of his ass sucked me in”
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Simon “Ghost” Riley but if he was a teenage dirtbag. Foaming at the mouth.
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ew spitting kinks are so gross why would I want a man spitting his saliva in my mout—
Ghost spitting his bourbon and saliva into my mouth like the dirty little whore I am
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I did not expect to get suddenly assaulted by a wasp in my room at 1AM by the same bug I thought was a very large mosquito hours prior and sprayed relentlessly with hairspray and inevitably lost on my floor. Who then came back hours later by trying to attack me only to fly face first into my iPad screen (also subsequently directly into Commander Data’s face because I’m watching TNG) as I then proceeded to fling my iPad, and behead a wasp with my slipper and freaked out as it continued to twitch lifelessly on my blanket.
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let the trouble commence, I’ve finally created an ao3 account 😈😈😈
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What’s the point of writing James Wesley fanfiction if I don’t make him the biggest dilf to ever dilf 🤨🤨🤨
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My grandmother just stole two heads of cabbage just sitting in the middle of the road. She comes running back to the car going “GO GO GO” as if we just committed armed robbery at the local farmers market.
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when there’s no fanfiction on AO3 of your new favorite dilf so you have to write it yourself 😼😼
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Started watching Daredevil. Tell me why my brain sees Matt Murdock and goes “no thank you” but then sees Wesley and just about creams it’s pants. My heart sees an older man and instantly thinks they’re the sexiest old bastard alive. I’m so tired. Just let me have a normal obsession.
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someone just asked me if I take commissions for my art since they liked my art style and I don’t have people skills should I ask to tongue kiss them passionately under the setting sun or is that too much
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No but you don’t understand, I would fuck the absolute shit out of Krem. I’d fuck him so hard, all of Tevinter would feel that shit. Tevinter as a whole would all collectively go “damnnnn” at how hard I fucked the shit out of Krem. You just don’t get it.
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