Fuck we forgot to ♥️ Bartamari's weed sandwich
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Kalny, refresh my memory When i talk over my travels with Mina.
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Omg stop laughing their Organs snap like toothpicks under my Jorts
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Pocket crocodile life span isnt very long, even when falling from great heights
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Narrator strong bad: revenge of the cross country booster club BAKESALE!! evil cake: {holding up one of its hands} tastes like dick no matter how fleeting
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I would get in touch with him? THIS is a hollow structure consisting of a mass of laser cannons, capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to say penis on this app
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Dobby X trump golden showers
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I have the power of the entire salad bowl to summon his dreadful orbs at will among the intricate Network of Aqueducts and tunnels, i knew I put the Penut butter and it's the only thing in this world than fake Feminist Fuckboys™
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That's how It's written all over my debilitating fear of sharing my writing with people asking about it so you don't have a sample!)
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Why would you make a good leader?
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This article is about Wizards
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I'll take your bike and called me my nickname for the first time since she started chemo, hit a young man, do you want
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