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#wild garlic #bärlauch #lainzer tiergarten #forest #cottagecore

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"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

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"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

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i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard

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body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

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Tough grizzled guy at the biker bar: "How I got these scars? Heh... that's a long story, kid" (scene fades into a montage of mundane household accidents: touching a hot pan, running into a door, slipping in the shower, cutting a bagel wrong, etc.)

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

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"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

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creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*

8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0

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me on my way to work thinking about my favorite blorbos giggling and holding hands and being silly and goofy

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anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

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"Cut everything that doesn't advance the plot" no. I'm gonna write more stuff that doesn't advance the plot

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I am so god damn frustrated at how little of my god damn science reaches real people

#science #academia #clown academia #this is just a self-maintaining weird circlejerk nobody cares about