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lots of people think they are special but i actually am

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ur my prom king

WE DID IT!!

#step aside hoes

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SO LOOK WHAT I GOT LOOK WHAT YOU TAUGHT ME AND FOR THAT I SAY

THANK YOU 

NEXT

#strawberrydaydreams #ask

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i love u bitch

I AINT NEVER GONNA STOP 

LOVING YOUUUUUUU 

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH 

#heterolinis #I MISSED UR HOBO FACE #ask

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i love u so much

is that you? god? 

#i always knew u were purple #Batler #ask #hall pa$$

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they most definitely are  Twins @fluorescentnova

#and we got in free #so whos laughing now

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anyone remember these rich kids 

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eat the booty like groceries 

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ive drawn my (little) boy

#thats me

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been working on this since last year lmao

inspired by this outfit 

#ooo from 2017s charity calendar this was a good shot ♥ #i am so goddamn hot how am i even possible #fart

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☀️ and 💙

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend?

She takes no shit and goes HARD and she’s also one of the softest people I know honestly. She goes through a lot and has been having a hard time lately but still manages to keep up those fighting spirits. Shes definitely not a quitter and I really admire that. Probably because I just give up so damn easily lmao

💙 what annoys you about some people?

Eugh ok people who are fucking RUDE for no reason. Like sorry Deborah that your 8th husband left you because he saw on instagram that people like me exist its not my fault I’m literally just trying to live my life the way I want I don’t need you in my dm’s causing a scene?? Keep your mess to your self please and thank you learn some fuckin manners.

#anonymous #ask meme #it gets tiring i tell ya

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🐹

What are some of your favourite Pokémon and why?

Ok are we really getting into this now on the eve of the new year 2017 when will I be free of this childish addiction ? I’ll rank them for ya top three.

1. Squirtle- Because when I commit its for life 

2. Tropius- Free bananas

3. Milotic- Just look at her

And a shout out to poppolio for helping us believe dreams can come true 

#anonymous #ask meme #AND SO MUCH MORE

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💭

Do you keep a diary?

Oh yes of course I do. Because I know one day they are going to need this detailed record of my daily life where I unfold all my innermost feelings and emotions when they are making my trilogy of movies. 

Of course I’ll still be alive to direct them all too but these diaries will just help as a refresher for me

#anonymous #ask meme #ill star in them of course too

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emoji asks 💫 (must be answered truthfully)

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone?

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be? 

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why?

🌠 if you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like?

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had?

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend?

😘 talk about your crush or partner

💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back?

🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!)

🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it?

🎁 what never fails to make you happy?

💙 what annoys you about some people? 

😤 do you get angry easily?

🐇 what do you always daydream about?

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change? 

🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry?

✈️ what is your dream city and why?

☕️ talk about your ideal day

🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert?

💧 when was the last time you cried?

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why?

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say?

💚 who are you jealous of and why? 

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why?

🙊 what are you ashamed of?

🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn?

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be?

☁️ talk about your dream universe.

💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today? 

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why?

🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike

😣 talk about some things that have been making you depressed/angry/anxious lately

🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now?

🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods?

🍑 what are you obsessed with?

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed?

😪 what are you sick of?

🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker?

💥 what are some unpopular opinions that you have?

☔️ would you consider yourself a good person?

😊 what do you like to do as hobbies?

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself?

🐝 what’s your worst trait? how are you planning to improve it?

🎨 what do you always doodle when you’re bored?

🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams?

🌷 what’s your mbti personality and why do you think it suits you?

🐶 send me 3 fictional people and I’ll choose my favourite!

👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why? 

🐴 opinion on __?

🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person?

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them.

😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? does it help?

😌 what thoughts keep you going when you’re sad?

🌍 which country do you live in?

🐧 describe yourself in 3 words

🐵 which quotes changed you?

💭 do you keep a diary?

💫 who inspires you?

👻 do you believe in ghosts and why?

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like?

🎬 what are some of your favourite films?

🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory?

🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be and why?

#👀👀👀 #got some time to kill on this winter break kids lets go #ask meme

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I feel complete.

#Dantalks

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...You know its like sometimes I open my mouth and words just fly out without thinking I really gotta stop that.

#Thank god!!

YES. -takes out his keys-

And just how do you think I’m going to heal you when I’m DEAD

Daniel do ye ev’r wonder why people like me beat ye up aft’r first meetings? ‘S because o’ this situation right now. If I didn’t know ye were like this I’d hit ye again.

#maining zarya comes with responsibility#oh look we are here 

Well when yer in need o’ a shield I won’t be there ta give ye one fer someone who mains as Mercy.

-throws her arms up in the air-

#SHE CAN STILL DIE EVEN IF SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL #dropkickohara

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Okay yeah maybe your voice could pass as not an adults but mine?? I sound like a hot grecian statue if it could talk. You would just fit in with all the twelve year olds swearing like a sailor-

...bUT I appreciate the cooperation 

#we are Adults we cant be bad influences

Well I mean they don’t know we are adults and ‘ave ye heard twelve year olds play online? They are gonna be worse then anything I could say ta them but fer ye Dan I’ll be civil.

#dropkickohara #maining zarya comes with responsibility #oh look we are here