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In fact

I'm officially terrified of Toranaga.

#yoshii toranaga #shogun fx

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I'm officially terrified of Toranaga.

#yoshii toranaga #shogun 2024 #shogun fx

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You're out walking yours and Simon's dog, Riley, one afternoon when some guy you've never met all but saunters up to you.

He tries to chat you up, laying the flirtation on so thick it congeals into sleaze. You shut him down bluntly at every turn, but unfortunately, he's... determined.

Riley growls as he takes a step closer, the retired military dog pushing himself in front of you with hackles raised and teeth bared.

And still, the stranger doesn't get the hint. He merely huffs out an amused laugh as he looks from Riley to you.

"Didn't realize you had a guard dog -"

Suddenly, his gaze wanders past you. The cocky grin on his face drains away in an instant as he pales.

Like he's seen a Ghost.

"She's got two, mate."

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My contribution to the fandom

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I don't go there but

JAY HARRINGTON S.W.A.T. 7.02 "Peace Talks"

#i guess i should give it a shot #for the plot #sure

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I`ve stumbled upon this guide somewhere in internet and just couldn't stop myself. sorrynotsorry.

Masterlist

#op mind if i write something for yellow jacket coded soap? #i love the idea #john soap mactavish #john mactavish

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Get out of my head with that last sentence. I'm writing a next part with that lol 😂😂

The Heartbreak Prince (Alex Keller x f!reader)

Note: Okay, Chad Michael Collins is 44, so if we say Alex is 35-45, and you read this like the reader is in her early 20s, there might be a small reference to what you might consider grooming if you squint. In my head, Alex is 35 and the reader is around 30, but who am I to tell you how old she is?

Be a good girl for me.

Alex always took it on himself to keep you in line when you were ready to do something stupid or reckless. He had been like that since you were a kid, although the way he warned you changed drastically as you grew older.

Your brother didn't notice, or rather didn't want to notice, but his best friend was always extremely flirty with you. He touched your body every chance he got, placed soft kisses on your head, or simply gave you a ride home after a night out and spent the whole trip trying to make you smile and laugh.

Tonight he said these words when an ex of his showed up in the bar where you were drinking with your friends. You had never understood what he liked about her, the stereotypical dumb blonde who always tried to sound smart, but usually ended up saying something stupid. Alex deserved better, you were sure of that, and you hoped he knew it too.

“I always see your friends here, but you're never with them,” she complained with a pout she probably expected to look cute on her.

It wasn't cute. At all. And from the look on Alex’s face, you could tell he thought the same. His blue eyes were focused on the woman in front of him, and you could see his jaw tighten as he considered what to say. Their relationship got a nasty end, with a certain incident that divided your little group.

He traveled a lot because of his job–whatever it truly was, he never told you–but that relationship ended because she kissed some random guy at a party. Molly said it was an accident, then the story changed and she tried to turn herself into the victim by saying she felt neglected.

“What can I do for you?” Alex asked her eventually, his voice perfectly neutral as if he was talking to a stranger.

You didn't look at them, instead you focused on the screen of your phone and only listened to the conversation. That was more than enough for you, the least you wanted was witnessing a car crash. Because you knew the girl would throw a fit, either blaming Alex again or begging him to take her back.

She didn't respond right away and you heard a gasp leave her lips. Normally you would've assumed she was thinking about what to say, but knowing her, you quickly dismissed the idea. As if. Biting the inside of your cheek to keep a smile from appearing on your face, you opened a messaging app and began to send Alex some memes.

His phone beeped in front of him and he took a quick look at the screen. Out of the corner of your eye you watched as he turned it upside down and placed it on the table with a smirk. Then you felt his foot bump into your leg, and soon he spread his legs wide enough to be able to press his thigh to yours.

“What are you doing?” you wrote him as if he would answer now.

But to your surprise he picked up his phone and typed a short response. “Watch this.”

So you did as you were told and turned your head to face him. The corner of Alex's mouth turned upwards before he reached out to take your hand, long fingers lacing with yours as if this had been a common occurrence. Your breath caught in your throat which didn't seem to bother him. In fact, this only made him more determined to make it look like you were dating.

“Are you joking?” Molly asked hysterically, causing your friends to grab their drinks and walk away. “I always hated the way this snake tried to get your attention, even when we were dating.”

Alex rolled his eyes at this. “I don't know what gave you the idea, it was the other way around,” he told her cheekily, then leaned over to place a kiss on your head.

And you were sitting there, being dragged into a fight you didn't want to be a part of. While you tried to pay attention to anything but that conversation, the gears in your brain began to turn. The other way around? You had always assumed it was meaningless flirting from his part. But maybe he was only saying this to annoy Molly.

“I love it when you're such a good girl for me,” he whispered in your ear to bring you back to reality, and his lips touched your skin to make your brain short-circuit.

Only now that you looked up did you notice that Molly had left without a word, leaving you there alone. “Alex, what the hell?” you demanded as you moved a little away from him.

“What?” he asked innocently as he took a sip of his beer. You punched his upper arm with an angry look on your face. “Come on, you can't say this wasn't a long time coming.”

“Nothing happened.”

Alex let out a laugh before he put a finger under your chin to make you look at him. “Which is a shame.”

Before you could say anything, he leaned forward to kiss you, his lips gently moving in perfect sync with yours. Damn it, you didn't even realize you kissed him back. But it felt good, so good that you didn't want it to end. Maybe he was right. Maybe this really was a long time coming.

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Alex Keller

#i want him to *gunshot*

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The Heartbreak Prince (Alex Keller x f!reader)

Note: Okay, Chad Michael Collins is 44, so if we say Alex is 35-45, and you read this like the reader is in her early 20s, there might be a small reference to what you might consider grooming if you squint. In my head, Alex is 35 and the reader is around 30, but who am I to tell you how old she is?

Be a good girl for me.

Alex always took it on himself to keep you in line when you were ready to do something stupid or reckless. He had been like that since you were a kid, although the way he warned you changed drastically as you grew older.

Your brother didn't notice, or rather didn't want to notice, but his best friend was always extremely flirty with you. He touched your body every chance he got, placed soft kisses on your head, or simply gave you a ride home after a night out and spent the whole trip trying to make you smile and laugh.

Tonight he said these words when an ex of his showed up in the bar where you were drinking with your friends. You had never understood what he liked about her, the stereotypical dumb blonde who always tried to sound smart, but usually ended up saying something stupid. Alex deserved better, you were sure of that, and you hoped he knew it too.

“I always see your friends here, but you're never with them,” she complained with a pout she probably expected to look cute on her.

It wasn't cute. At all. And from the look on Alex’s face, you could tell he thought the same. His blue eyes were focused on the woman in front of him, and you could see his jaw tighten as he considered what to say. Their relationship got a nasty end, with a certain incident that divided your little group.

He traveled a lot because of his job–whatever it truly was, he never told you–but that relationship ended because she kissed some random guy at a party. Molly said it was an accident, then the story changed and she tried to turn herself into the victim by saying she felt neglected.

“What can I do for you?” Alex asked her eventually, his voice perfectly neutral as if he was talking to a stranger.

You didn't look at them, instead you focused on the screen of your phone and only listened to the conversation. That was more than enough for you, the least you wanted was witnessing a car crash. Because you knew the girl would throw a fit, either blaming Alex again or begging him to take her back.

She didn't respond right away and you heard a gasp leave her lips. Normally you would've assumed she was thinking about what to say, but knowing her, you quickly dismissed the idea. As if. Biting the inside of your cheek to keep a smile from appearing on your face, you opened a messaging app and began to send Alex some memes.

His phone beeped in front of him and he took a quick look at the screen. Out of the corner of your eye you watched as he turned it upside down and placed it on the table with a smirk. Then you felt his foot bump into your leg, and soon he spread his legs wide enough to be able to press his thigh to yours.

“What are you doing?” you wrote him as if he would answer now.

But to your surprise he picked up his phone and typed a short response. “Watch this.”

So you did as you were told and turned your head to face him. The corner of Alex's mouth turned upwards before he reached out to take your hand, long fingers lacing with yours as if this had been a common occurrence. Your breath caught in your throat which didn't seem to bother him. In fact, this only made him more determined to make it look like you were dating.

“Are you joking?” Molly asked hysterically, causing your friends to grab their drinks and walk away. “I always hated the way this snake tried to get your attention, even when we were dating.”

Alex rolled his eyes at this. “I don't know what gave you the idea, it was the other way around,” he told her cheekily, then leaned over to place a kiss on your head.

And you were sitting there, being dragged into a fight you didn't want to be a part of. While you tried to pay attention to anything but that conversation, the gears in your brain began to turn. The other way around? You had always assumed it was meaningless flirting from his part. But maybe he was only saying this to annoy Molly.

“I love it when you're such a good girl for me,” he whispered in your ear to bring you back to reality, and his lips touched your skin to make your brain short-circuit.

Only now that you looked up did you notice that Molly had left without a word, leaving you there alone. “Alex, what the hell?” you demanded as you moved a little away from him.

“What?” he asked innocently as he took a sip of his beer. You punched his upper arm with an angry look on your face. “Come on, you can't say this wasn't a long time coming.”

“Nothing happened.”

Alex let out a laugh before he put a finger under your chin to make you look at him. “Which is a shame.”

Before you could say anything, he leaned forward to kiss you, his lips gently moving in perfect sync with yours. Damn it, you didn't even realize you kissed him back. But it felt good, so good that you didn't want it to end. Maybe he was right. Maybe this really was a long time coming.

#alex keller #alex keller x reader #echo 3 1 #call of duty #modern warfare #mw2 #mw3

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Catholic tragedy in three parts - by FX Shogun 😂

#shogun apoilers

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Toranaga and the 5D chess he's playing...

#fx shogun #shogun fx #shogun #yoshii toranaga

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“Not today, Satan!” you shout as you pull away your ticklish feet from Simon’s reach and bolt to the door.

Meanwhile Simon sits there on the couch with a raised hand that holds a ring he was about to give you. “Well, maybe not today, then,” he notes to himself.

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Shōgun | 1.07 - "A Stick of Time"

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Note: One last super short roommate!Simon part. Part 2 is here. I made a taglist but that's a one-time thing.

Tag: @v1x3n @gaylilangelbaby @syphixx @namelesshumanperson

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“Go-karting?” you ask with a wide grin on your face when you step out of the elevator.

Simon shrugs when he looks down at you and pulls out his hands from his pockets to wrap an arm around your shoulder. “Thought you might like it seeing how competitive you can be.”

When he places an innocent kiss on your head, a move that isn't planned at all, you start to giggle. He loves this sound and he likes what you say even more. “I haven't driven a go-kart since I was a teenager. I don't even know why, I love it!” you tell him.

You said no to the idea of a fancy date when he asked you out so he had to force his brain to come up with something more than just watching a movie. Then he remembered one of Gaz’s stories that happened at a place like this, although that story was more of a joke these days.

He lets his hand drop from your shoulder to your waist as he begins to guide you inside. While he would prefer a traditional version, he decides to bring you to drive an electric go-kart. These things are fast, although he has no idea how you can handle one. To be honest, he has a feeling he would propose on the spot if you managed to beat him on the track.

One hour and several laps later the two of you are sitting next to each other by a table, eating something terribly forgettable while going through the photos on your phone. Simon isn't a fan of the idea of sharing pictures with his face on them, but he makes an exception because of you. The idea of sharing such a nice date with your friends makes you so happy that it makes him happy too.

“Can we go home now?” you ask him the moment you post the chosen photo.

He lets out a laugh then takes your hand. “I thought you liked to go out,” he notes.

You move a little closer, pressing your thigh to his with that wicked little smile on your lips that makes him go insane. “But I know you're not into it. And if I have to choose between staying out in public or being locked into the bedroom with you…Well,” you finish with a laugh before leaning over to kiss him.

For the first time in years, Simon feels comfortable in the company of a woman. He had fleeting relationships, one-night stands that meant nothing, but you are different in every way. He wants to be by your side all the time, he’s willing to step out of his comfort zone to make you happy, and damn it, he already knows he would tear anyone who looked at you the wrong way apart.

Later in the middle of the night the two of you are sleeping in his bed, but he wakes up to a buzzing sound coming from the nightstand. With a sigh, he glances at his phone and sees a new message. “Lucky bastard.” That’s all Soap writes him.

With a quiet chuckle he puts the phone back down and turns back to you, his huge arm wrapping around your waist to pull you against his chest. He truly wishes this moment would never end because he needs you like he needs air. Maybe he's already in love with you.

Maybe.

#ghost #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #call of duty #mw3 #simon riley x reader #mw2 #modern warfare

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Hello!! Hope you're having a good day!

Once again coming here to say how much I loved the roommate!Simon work. And I also wanna know if you plan on write more of those? Absolutely no pressure just curious

Take care!

Hey there! I wasn't planning to write more about roommate!Simon to be honest. But... Hmm...

Part 1

Part 2

#ghost #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #call of duty #mw3 #mw2 #modern warfare

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I have a Road House brainrot. Dalton's ex-wife being his anchor after all this time so he goes back to her after the events of the movie.

#i think I'll write this #elwood dalton #road house #elwood dalton x reader

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JAKE GYLLENHAAL as ELWOOD DALTON in ROAD HOUSE (2024)

#road house #jake gyllenhaal #elwood dalton #i can't say i didn't gasp #i should rewatch donnie darko #he came a long way since then