I think rent should be $4 a month
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am i too late to the control party
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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you
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I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist
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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it
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When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.
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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
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the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them
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