Even better than how he imagined, because Steve had taken the initiative to swing by KFC along the way, an extra large bucket already half empty by the time Eddie hops in. 😜
What if any time Eddie is DMing, Steve is under strict instructions to edge himself and/or eat a bunch of snacks until the campaign is over? And then Steve has to pretend to be normal while driving the kids home, after which he speeds to wherever Eddie is to finally get a special treat for being good?
What if the reverse, where Steve joins a community basketball team and it’s Eddie who has the strict instructions while Steve is at practices? And for games Eddie is required to attend and pretend to be normal in public while snacking nonstop and ignoring a hard on until he can get a very sweaty and smug Steve somewhere private?
I hadn’t read that one yet actually, but it is 👌! (It was something about how there are all these tattoo artist Eddie fics but what about piercer Eddie. Either way though.)
In my head this is their meet cute. Steve is so full he can’t really bend over to look at all the options so he has Eddie pick out a belly ring for him—and Eddie picks something yellow because Steve looks so cute in his yellow sweater. Which is already riding up, especially by the time he’s settled lying down.
They don’t even have to lift it for Eddie to clean Steve’s navel, do the necessary measuring, and then the actual piercing itself. Eddie starts rattling off aftercare instructions (he always gives people a printout too, but it never hurts to do both) when he notices the hazy look in Steve’s drooping eyes, the dreamy smile on his face, hands slowly roving aimlessly over his own stomach… and a damp spot on the front of his jeans. Aftercare is right, oops, but luckily Steve was Eddie’s last one for the day. Steve apologizes profusely after the fact, he should have known better than coming to the appointment already feeling ready to pop and that’s weird, it’s weird to involve someone else in that without their consent, god, Eddie must think he’s such a freak— Eddie interrupts to comment that he used to be called The Freak in high school, which makes Steve start falling all over himself again until Eddie explains that no, he meant that as in he gets it. Like, he has more experience in BDSM stuff and not so much the food part, but that seemed like subspace to him. And also, like, Steve is really cute and sweet and a good conversationalist and this might be completely backwards but maybe they could go on a date sometime? Which makes Steve so flustered that he just blurts out that he’d been hoping Eddie would ask that since the moment he saw him, and then they’re both just blushing and grinning at each other…
Steve recreates the scenario for their one year anniversary, too. 😜
Where’s that piercer Eddie post? And what if Steve stuffed himself so full he could barely walk and then went in to get his belly button pierced?
@tangerinesteve left this in the tag and I simply could not just “prev tags” it.
Eddie wants to be suave one time and tries to push Steve onto the bed only to aim so badly that his boyfriend bounces off the edge of the mattress and hits the floor.
I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.
This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.
You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.
“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.
If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.
What if any time Eddie is DMing, Steve is under strict instructions to edge himself and/or eat a bunch of snacks until the campaign is over? And then Steve has to pretend to be normal while driving the kids home, after which he speeds to wherever Eddie is to finally get a special treat for being good?
What if the reverse, where Steve joins a community basketball team and it’s Eddie who has the strict instructions while Steve is at practices? And for games Eddie is required to attend and pretend to be normal in public while snacking nonstop and ignoring a hard on until he can get a very sweaty and smug Steve somewhere private?
You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.