All these parallel universes and I ended up in the one where I dog-sit my old bosses’ dogs while she and my former situationship/almost gf go out to dinner
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does anyone else miss mulder and scully
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im scared for whats to come but im still chilling cutely
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i can't believe that i'm gonna have to like...do stuff to become employed again
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just one more graduate degree bro. i promise bro just one more graduate degree bro and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more degree bro. please just one more. one more graduate degree and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just get one more graduate degree bro i promise bro. bro bro please you jsut need one more degree
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Sorry, can’t be normal rn, Monday I got a fortune cookie that said “when one door closes, another one opens” and now my Co-Star says “you are standing at the entrance of a new door”
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does anyone have any suggestions
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omg all those astrology posts about how much being 23 sucks have come true…
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RORY GILMORE
7.07, "French Twist"
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This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me 🫶😁
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I just got fucking fired ????
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i feel like my vibe is always going to give person who got picked last in PE and there's just nothing much i can do about it
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Hopping on the weirdly specific poll train!
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