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Lukas definitely hates New York and they would have to live in Stockholm. He would rather die than raise his kids in America. But he’d love to do something extravagant so he can show off his family and flex on the other Roy’s. I also think he hates all kids that aren’t his because his are half him and half aboi reader so they are perfect. Why can I imagine him bullying Shiv’s child?? Shivtom would be in the corner of all their functions seething and jealous.

i could totally see aboi lukas starting his family in stockholm. in the fic i make it so his sweden house is just outside of the city so i feel like it works well. honestly i think he would do something insane like custom design a house and spend billions on it just to showoff.

he would totally see his kids as perfect angels and other kids as little devils. and noooo not him bullying a literal child lmaooo! but he would definitely make little offhand comments to the kid that would border on antagonizing...

#asks #lukas matsson #succession

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Been thinking about the anon who talked about shiv and reader in aboi being pregnant at the same time and why does that sound amazing I need to see that 👀👀

i feel like it would really show how different they are, as if that isn't already obvious lol. like i just know shiv would dress to hide her bump and never talk about her pregnancy. and tom would get so uncomfortable whenever it's brought up. meanwhile you'd be wearing the cutest little maternity sets and lukas would be boasting about how well your baby is doing every chance he gets!!

#asks #succession #lukas matsson

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ROFL YES everyone would be like wow he got so hot after marrying a hot nepo billionaire

honestly he would though. lukas just needs someone to fix up his wardrobe and he'd be model status. (as if we aren't already thirsting for him with his bummy ass outfits)

#asks #lukas matsson #succession

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Neither Matsson nor Mencken know whatever it is [the reader] might be plotting, what with getting involved with the both of them all at once, and having no shame about the matter even with so much on the line. A crude curiosity lies between the lines as both men go out of their way to earn the favor of [the reader], knowing now that they are associated with one and the other, as they are alarmed as much as they are allured because nothing was ever truly certain, let alone concretized, in regards to commitment, and they all but assumed. Their connection with [the reader] is like no other, unrivaled and inimitable, leaving no room for debate nor doubt when it comes down to devotion and design and destruction and desire; and even though Matsson and Mencken acknowledge and accept the fact that they are both powerful in their own right—famed, respected, reviled, and feared—[the reader] holds them by the throat as though they are far from it … and they simply cannot get enough.

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i love the idea of them both letting you do whatever you want to them, just being totally consumed by you for some reason. they're both so dominate and controlling in their daily lives, i could definitely see them wanting a break in the bedroom. a time to just get bossed around and not have to do any thinking for once.

and this is partially why i can't see them as being in a throuple! they're both too possessive, they'd get jealous and want to be the favorite.

#asks #lukas matsson #jeryd mencken

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to my repeat nonnies:

first of all, ily! ♡ second of all, do you want emoji claims? so i know who i'm talking to when you send multiple asks? or do you prefer being totally anonymous?

let me know!!

#updates

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It'd be so funny if Roman and his stepsister had a good relationship, and then he's like, "I can't believe that little hussy stole my boyfriend after I gave her my ice cream when she was five".

stop this is so him-

roman finds out shes in an affair with mencken and he’s all “one day you’re teaching them to ride a bike, the next day they’re riding the president of the united states…”

#asks #succession #jeryd mencken

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mencken fic recs.

series:

mutally assured distruction by goodtweetbadtweet (ao3)

mencken x willa. nsfw. jeryd convinces willa to enter into an affair with him, so the pair set rules in order to keep the relationship functional. before long, they all end up broken. DDDNE

before there's hell to pay by @nyheartbreak (tumblr)

mencken x reader. nsfw. you work with jeryd during his campaign’s promotion on ATN, your shared attraction leading to you eventually becoming his affair partner. you soon find the extent of mencken’s intensity and obsession.

oneshots:

oh, sleeper by @rxgirlie (tumblr)

mencken x reader. nsfw. mencken wakes you up from your sleep in a way he knows you love. even if you hate him.

of good girls; of dirty, filthy, little sluts by goodtweetbadtweet (ao3)

mencken x reader. nsfw. you’re a college student taking escorting gigs to fund your studies. you don’t find out until after you’ve taken the job that your latest, and highest paying, client is presidential nominee jeryd mencken. DDDNE

rub it 'til it bleeds by hart (ao3)

mencken x roman. nsfw. roman comes to jeryd’s apartment after his run in with the protesters. we get a glimpse into their complicated sexual relationship.

hangout at the gallows by hart (ao3)

mencken x roman. nsfw. jeryd becomes particularly transfixed on the viral video of roman's funeral breakdown. he has a unique way of setting him straight.

#succession #jeryd mencken #snow's recs #jeryd mencken smut

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That little brood of tiny vikings are gonna be taking over NYC with their happily married parents. Their birthday parties are going to be epic! You know the Easter day egg hunt at the Matsson-Roy household is going to be the most lavish event of the season. Lukas, so would hide some actual gold eggs...the parents would be ecstatic, but the kids would be like, "Where is the chocolate?"

idk where i got this from but i kinda headcanon that lukas hates nyc? i feel like he thinks it's too loud and dirty and american.

but anyways yes all their events are so hardcore. he would hire professional decorators for every holiday and hold huge family/close friend gatherings. also loves that he gets to invite the other roy siblings just so he can provoke them by showing off how happy and functional his family is. like i got your company, i got your sister, and i got the family you want.

the golden eggs thing is so. good. just another way to casually flex his status over everyone else attending. also also also, i feel like he would get so involved in the kids games?! like he's that one parent that fully participates in all the activities meant mostly for kids. i can just picture him laughing maniacally as he does the potato sack race with his kids, letting them win at the last second, and putting the winner up on his shoulders as he takes them around for a victory lap.

#asks #succession #lukas matsson #snow’s headcanons

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It would be so funny if she had an ex or someone she had a crush on and told Lukas about it and then suggested that for their baby name to pose him off 🤣

this is soo good!!

maybe stewy is always flirting with her and lukas gets so jealous about it. so when she's pregnant she's like "what about stewart for a boy?" and he's all "you want to name our child after stewy hosseni??" but she's just "no! i just like the name!" he would be sooo annoyed and say "maybe you should go marry stewy than!" like boy its not that deep-

#asks #succession #lukas matsson

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her social circle would be all annoying old money people and they would look down on lukas, which would give him an even bigger complex

oh for sure. he feels like he needs to prove himself even more now, and what better way to show that be belongs than getting with this princess old-money nepo baby?

#asks #succession #lukas matsson

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guys… why is the mark zukerberg beard meme lowkey lukas matsson-

#yapping ☆~(> <)

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Imagining them talking about telling everyone in the fic she’s pregnant and it would definitely go like this:

Reader: everyone’s going to know we have sex 😔

Lukas: I’m 44. No one thinks we’re celibate

Reader: You don’t know that!

stop this is so them-

you’d be like “stop telling everyone i’m gonna be pregnant soon! they’re gonna think we’re kinky freaks or something!” and he’s just all “but we are?” and of course you’d respond “yeah but they don’t need to know that, lukas!!”

#succession #asks #lukas matsson

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shiv would be having the worst time ever. she's pregnant with a child she doesn't really want, and her marriage with her baby daddy is falling apart. meanwhile her younger sister is absolutely ecstatic to be pregnant. lukas is doting over her 24/7, bragging to everyone he knows about how amazing she is and how excited he is to be a dad. oh and he's constantly bringing up the fact that logan roy's grandkids are going to be mattsons.

him proposing at the funeral is insane- he would so do that. maybe not at the actual funeral in the church but totally on the same day. he wouldn't even see how inappropriate it is, he'd just think it's a good time since everyone is already together.

Why is this so accurate. He would definitely be bragging up a storm and make everything about them. Proposing at a funeral is out of pocket but he would do it. Everyone’s already there! I need them to have a wedding and some kids asap. Their wedding would be so fascinating, he would be the bridezilla and she’s just like “ok, you do that. My sister had a small but extravagant wedding at our family estate and I would prefer quiet elegance” and he’s just like “should I get abba to reunite for our wedding at Versailles”. She’s have to rein him in hardcore.

lukas would be the biggest bridezilla ever. reader wouldn’t care that much, you’d just be more concerned with what your family is going to do and that there isn’t a ton of paparazzi there. so you’d let lukas take over most of the planning, thinking that you have similar tastes so it’ll all be fine. but he gets so. into. it.

he’s wanting to have it in the palace of versaille or neuschwanstein castle or windsor castle. he wants fireworks on your first kiss and doves to get released during your exit. you finally have to rein him in when he starts talking about getting the holograms of ABBA to perform.

and when you explain that it’s too much and you want something smaller, he’s all “well can you atleast wear a ballgown like this?” and its a dress with a huge skirt thats like 6 feet wide.

#asks #succession #lukas matsson #a body of impulses #snow’s headcanons

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I accidentally hit ask before I was done (please ignore my last one)! Idk if you're a Taylor fan but i can fix (no really i can) and but daddy i love him are soooo aboi!reader x lukas coded. Everyone thinks she's sooo crazy for being with him and can do better but she just loves him so much and wants to fix him (but can he be fixed, hmmmm)!!

i don’t really listen to much taylor swift but the stuff i have heard i’ve mostly liked! and that description is spot on for their relationship lol

here’s some songs that i personally associate with lukas x reader in a body of impulses:

crush - cigarettes after sex

bags - clairo

she’s thunderstorms - arctic monkeys

dark but just a game -lana del rey

sugar for the pill - slowdive

#asks #lukas matsson #succession #a body of impulses #snow’s headcanons

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I see aboi reader and Lukas having 3-4 kids. They would come out looking like mini lukas’ - super blonde and Nordic looking. With one girl looking like her and he dies over her and loves his mini reader.

definitely depends on the person since i try my best to leave specific physical descriptions out of my fics and try not to code my readers as any race, bodytype, etc. and honestly lukas is such a family man he’d love his kids even if they didn’t look a lot like him.

but lets just say his genes pull through and you have like 3 little blonde haired, blue eyed boys together, and one daughter that is a literal clone of you. he’d call her “baby (your name)” and buy you guys matching outfits to wear 🥺

also imagine all these little blonde matsson kids running around at every roy family gathering- like lukas is literally invading the family and making more matssons than there are actual roys lmaoo

#asks #succession #lukas matsson #a body of impulses

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Lukas Matsson X Reader X Jeryd Mencken

The visions l've had about this dynamic — ominous — obscene.

Thoughts?

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i cannot see lukas or mencken in a poly relationship, they’re both wayyy too possessive for that. however i can totally see them having a threesome together. maybe more than once.

i feel like sexually it would be so fun because they’re both so passionate and controlling they would constantly be fighting over dominance. lukas is very mischievous though, he’d be willing to playfully submit to mencken. and i know mencken’s all alt right and traditionalist publically, but i just know that really he’s wayyy less authoritarian than he presents himself. and sure maybe in the act he’d grovel about how against his ideals it is, but he’d do it with a smile and a sarcastic attitude.

i can just picture jeryd with his slacks pushed down, his chin tilted up as groans of pleasure leave his mouth. in front of him are you and lukas, both on your knees messily kissing over the tip of his cock. your lips and tongues occasionally darting out to swipe at his leaking slit. and your hand is down lukas’s pants stroking his dick roughly, causing him to moan and smile against your mouth. he’s gazing up at mencken with a teasing look in his eye and jeryd responds by putting a fist in his hair to roughly force his face to yours.

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I feel like aboi reader is a troll and she would definitely fuck around him with him when their pregnant. Telling him the baby’s last name is going to be Roy and not Masson and he’d be soooooo upset and angry while she gets joy out of this.

this is so accurate that’s totally their dynamic.

she’d suggest the names roman and kendall for a boy and lukas would just look at her like 😑. because there is no way he’s naming his child after those men.

#asks #succession #lukas matsson #a body of impulses