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It’s never a good sign when your wallet is worth more than what’s in your wallet.

Ravio, A Link Between Worlds (via incorrectzeldaquotes)

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Ravio: *gets to Hyrule*

Link: *has a house*

Ravio:

#im crying

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*Meets Ravio for the first time*

Me: Nice

*Finds out who Ravio really is*

Me (tearing up): Nice

#ME

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Ravio: Be careful honey, it’s really muggy out there.

Link: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I’m leaving you.

Ravio: [ sips coffee from bowl ]

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bartolemy gives me the perfect mix of extreme sadness and joy, so i wrote a thing ! check it out on ao3 !!!!!

#bartimaeus #the bartimaeus trilogy #the bartimaeus sequence

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#this is SO GODDAMN LOUD

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Some people? Become part of the british government at age 14?? To cope???

#me

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That’s a gesture of endearment in some cultures. Some hug, some kiss, some set each other on fire in small patches of woodland…

Bartimaeus Trilogy: Ptolemy’s Gate pg 274-275 (via lavikk)

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“I want a book about immortals complaining about inaccuracies in history books”

guess what

“I want a book about immortals falling in love with mortals and angsting about their limited time together”

ur never gonna believe this

“I want a YA novel without any forced romantic subplot”

this literally already exists

“I want to see friendships between men and women where they don’t end up together romantically”

honestly read the bartimaeus trilogy pl e a s e

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Psychonauts 2 (2019)

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the psychonauts 2 trailer is here !!!!!!!! gay rights at last !!!!!!!!!!

#psychonauts 2 #i fucking NUTTED

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PSYCHONAUTS 2 IM GONNA NUT

#KJKLLKJMLKJLN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#lkjkhjlmklmjljlmk!!!!!

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Faquarl: I’m older than you, I invented Hieroglyphics, and I invented the abacus.

Bartimaeus: 

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Requested by Anonymous!

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ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

idwhdywtsylfm: i’m dead wilson. How do you want to spent your last five months?