shikaku-the-nara

[shikaku-the-nara]

Shikamaru leaned against the doorframe of Shikaku's office. "We have a ghost, apparently. Thought I'd give you a heads up, since you find them a little... unwelcome? One of the clan elders are at our house, cleansing and doing some sort of ritual..." he said with a smile.

Shikaku looked up from the papers he was working on with a frown, “How do you mean, ‘we have a ghost’? Who decided that?”

He didn’t recall anything happening in the house recently that made him think there was something wrong.

“Is this a prank?”

#narasnooze #he’s so paranoid

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Shikaku watched his son’s expression closely as the younger man thought. He recognised that look. Someone had a crush. I wonder who? He wouldn’t push the matter though; not just yet. Yoshino would have - she wouldn’t have waited a single moment and would poke and prod until she had her answer. Shikaku operated differently. He knew Shikamaru would share if and when he was ready, and that was enough for him.

Letting the subject go for now, Shikaku chuckled, “I doubt there was ever much question about that. Even when we were younger people knew that Chouza would be the one to pull us two knuckleheads into line if need be. Hm.. you know, if you have some time off we should go somewhere. I don’t think we’ve ever been away with just the two of us… what do you think?”

“Unexpected good things? Is there something you want to share?” Shikaku asked as he poured them both another drink and getting himself comfortable.

“Of course we can all fish; but Chouza is the only one that has the patience for it. Inoichi tries for a while before getting bored, and he will never gut and clean them. And I just fall asleep. I mean, we are out in the warm sun for hours, can you blame me?”

#narasnooze #Nara road trip? xD

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“Unexpected good things? Is there something you want to share?” Shikaku asked as he poured them both another drink and getting himself comfortable.

“Of course we can all fish; but Chouza is the only one that has the patience for it. Inoichi tries for a while before getting bored, and he will never gut and clean them. And I just fall asleep. I mean, we are out in the warm sun for hours, can you blame me?”

Taking the paper gently, Shikaku smiled, “She’s quite the little artist, isn’t she? What prompted this exactly?” He chuckled quietly as he noticed the crown. The picture was definitely going up in his office.

“Maybe you’re right. It’s hard to feel excited for the new year when you’re still trying to get over the last one… a hot spring sounds nice. And maybe it won’t be so bad. Another year closer to retirement anyway - well, not for you.”

Shikaku looked down at the picture again with a soft smile, Mirai was like a granddaughter to him and he loved receiving her artwork. Not many people knew it, but he had quite the collection on the wall of his office. Something to look at to remind him why he did his job in the first place - for the future of the village.

#narasnooze

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Taking the paper gently, Shikaku smiled, “She’s quite the little artist, isn’t she? What prompted this exactly?” He chuckled quietly as he noticed the crown. The picture was definitely going up in his office.

“Maybe you’re right. It’s hard to feel excited for the new year when you’re still trying to get over the last one… a hot spring sounds nice. And maybe it won’t be so bad. Another year closer to retirement anyway - well, not for you.”

Shikaku looked down at the picture again with a soft smile, Mirai was like a granddaughter to him and he loved receiving her artwork. Not many people knew it, but he had quite the collection on the wall of his office. Something to look at to remind him why he did his job in the first place - for the future of the village.

Shikaku raised his own cup and drank it before looking at his hands, “yes and no. I feel strange… maybe it’s because I’m tired or maybe because I was working so I didn’t go to any parties, but this year doesn’t feel very special so far.. does that make sense?”

#narasnooze #Shikaku is a softie

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Shikaku raised his own cup and drank it before looking at his hands, “yes and no. I feel strange… maybe it’s because I’m tired or maybe because I was working so I didn’t go to any parties, but this year doesn’t feel very special so far.. does that make sense?”

@shikaku-the-nara asked:

Shikaku poured some sake into two cups and offered one to Shikamaru, “sorry it’s a bit late… but happy new year, son.”

"Oh," Shikamaru put his newest book down and smiled a bit. "No, don't worry about it.. I've been kinda busy myself. Happy New Year, dad." he accepted the cup and raised it a bit before taking a sip.

"You alright?"

#narasnooze #*hugs*

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PRE ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue to help set up already existing relationships between your muses and give them past scenarios to reference, adjust as necessary

CHILDHOOD BEST FRIENDS

we were only kids back then. we didn't know any better.

you promised me we'd be friends forever.

you've changed quite a bit since i saw you last.

how are your parents doing? will you tell them i said hi?

i've known you for years, and you haven't changed a bit.

you've always been like this.

remember the last time this happened?

sure, i made a lot of mistakes, but so did you.

do you remember how we met?

you always stood up for me, no matter what.

i've always had a lot of love in my heart for you.

when i was struggling, you were always there for me.

I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY

i thought i told you to stay away.

you've got a lot of nerve, showing your face around here again.

i really don't want to see you again.

you're supposed to call and warn me before you show up here.

there's never going to be a "next time."

this is the last time you show up like this.

last time i said i never wanted to see you again, and yet here you are.

you can't just show up here unannounced.

you remember what happened the last time you showed up.

every time you show up here, shit hits the fan.

you're putting us all in danger by showing up here.

don't you have somewhere else to be?

ROMANTIC FEELINGS

i'm sorry, but i can't stop thinking about you.

after the time we spent together, you've been on my mind.

can we discuss what happened between us?

the last time i saw you, you were going to say something... and then you stopped.

did you mean it? any of it?

i wish we were still together.

would you go on another date with me?

it's hard to deny how you make me feel.

you've always had an effect on me.

i can't stop thinking about the way you look at me.

GENERIC "I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A WHILE"

do you remember what you told me?

i can't believe this is happening to us again.

the last time this happened, we were better prepared.

i tried calling you a hundred times, but you never answered.

this was never supposed to end like this.

didn't you see my text?

i know you better than anyone else.

you can't lie to me. i can tell when you're lying.

you're making "the face" again.

you promised me you'd stop doing that.

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Scar Survey starters

"What's the story behind this scar? It looks like it has a tale to tell." "I can't help but notice the scars on your arms. They seem to have quite the history." "Every scar has a story, right?" "Did this one happen in a battle, or is there a different story behind it?" "Your scars are like a roadmap." "Where did you acquire this scar?" "I've always been curious about your scars." "This scar on your shoulder looks like it's been through something intense. What's the story?" "Scars tell a story of survival. Care to share some of yours with me?" "Scars aren't just wounds; they're badges of honor." "This scar on your hand seems different. What's the story behind it?" "Scars can be reminders of both pain and triumph." "Scars make us who we are." "Scars are like a visual history." "What's the history behind this scar on your back?" "I've been wondering about the stories behind your scars."

[SURVEY] The sender gently traces their fingers over the receiver's scars, curiosity evident in their touch. [SHARE] The sender rolls up their sleeves, revealing a collection of scars. [EXPLORE] The sender and the receiver spend an evening examining each other's scars. [TRACE] The sender leans in, delicately tracing the outline of a scar with their lips. [DISCUSS] The sender initiates a conversation, asking about a specific scar. [REVEAL] The sender opens up about the scars on their own body. [TOUCH] The sender's touch is gentle as they explore a particularly sensitive scar on the receiver's skin. [POINT] The sender points out a scar, prompting the receiver to explain the circumstances that led to its formation. [COMPARE] The sender and the receiver compare scars. [NARRATE] The sender narrates the story behind one of their scars. [LISTEN] The sender listens attentively as the receiver recounts the tales associated with each scar. [SHARE] The sender opens up about a particularly meaningful scar.

[shikaku-the-nara]

Temari is very intuitive. for: @mybrainishealthy

[shikaku-the-nara]

Shikaku Sama you might want to ask Obito Uchiha why he is around our premises as much as he is and how it is that the herd are more fine with his company than even my own One bit me this morning!

Shikaku rose a brow at his fellow clan member, “and how long has this been going on? It is the first I am hearing of it. And if Mira is the one that bit you then I wouldn’t worry too much… she’s been in a mood since mating season started.”

#anon #❤️ #Shikaku answers

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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

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#such lies #wife

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&. 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 (𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬?) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  various  dialogue  prompts  to  send  to  your  worst  enemy  (affectionate).  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ oh great, it's you again. ❜

❛ you? kill me? that's funny. ❜

❛ for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. ❜

❛ you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. ❜

❛ do us both a favor. stay away from me. ❜

❛ you really are an asshole, you know that? ❜

❛ i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? ❜

❛ sometimes i think you must hate me. ❜

❛ i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. ❜

❛ if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. ❜

❛ well, someone's cranky today. ❜

❛ well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. ❜

❛ just stay out of my way. ❜

❛ of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. ❜

❛ what is it you want this time? ❜

❛ sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. ❜

❛ do you honestly think this is easy for me? ❜

❛ why would i ever want to be friends with you? ❜

❛ can we please just talk? ❜

❛ there is nothing for us to talk about. ❜

❛ you can yell at me later. just let me help you. ❜

❛ touch me, and you're dead. ❜

❛ oh, so now you care? ❜

❛ there is something deeply wrong with you. ❜

❛ i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... ❜

❛ you don't think we could be friends, do you? ❜

❛ i'm tired of fighting against you. ❜

❛ don't pretend you give a shit about me. ❜

❛ you're an idiot, but... i trust you. ❜

❛ oh, don't be cute. ❜

❛ wait, did you just say that i'm cute? ❜

❛ we're not good for each other. ❜

❛ if i say yes, will you shut up? ❜

❛ don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? ❜

❛ maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. ❜

❛ i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. ❜

❛ maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. ❜

❛ how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? ❜

❛ don't think this changes anything between us. ❜

❛ you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. ❜

❛ if you die, i'll kill you. ❜

❛ is that a challenge? ❜

❛ ah, so you're not heartless after all. ❜

❛ i don't think i've ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ you never cared about me, so why now? ❜

❛ why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? ❜

❛ i don't even remember why we started fighting. ❜

❛ i don't have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you're not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

[shikaku-the-nara]

Shikamaru had gone straight home after having left his report to the Hokage about his mission. He didn't call out that he'd gotten home, he just opened the door and walked through the house to find his father and once he did, he embraced Shikaku in a hug. Apart from the few scratches, smudge of dirt and blood on his face and clothes, he was unharmed. But it had been an awfully rough mission mentally. A lot of loss. Not personal loss to him, but to the people he and his team came to help.

"... I love you, dad. I don't say that enough, and I'm sorry.." he said, voice a bit weak. "I love you."

Shikaku had been sitting at the kotatsu, the heater keeping his legs warm as he read through reports. He had been having trouble sleeping as he worried for his son whose mission was supposed to end yesterday. Delays were common with missions, but he couldn’t help but worry when his son was involved.

He must have been more engrossed than he realised because he hadn’t heard Shikamaru enter until he had been embraced in a hug. Hugging his son back tightly he felt himself relax a bit.

“I love you too, son… I’m glad you’re home.”

#narasnooze

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"Yeah… I guess you're right. It'll probably be better if it starts more naturally. I just…" Shikaku sighed, "Its hard to get back into the dating game when you're my age… Thanks for your help, Shikamaru."

Finishing his meal, Shikaku laid back down, "Well you should tell him that he's a good cook. Maybe he can teach you." He grinned; only teasing. Shikaku wasn't much of a cook himself and would often buy food instead of worrying about throwing a meal together after work.

"So you had a 'friend' over for dinner.. what else did you do today?"

“Well if that’s the case then how come this is the fifth time that I’ve been stood up?” Shikaku countered, as he sat up for the food. He grabbed his spoon and ate quietly for a minute before continuing, “And if my friends wives have had the thought then that’s up to them. They are both lovely, but I’m not interested. Besides, I would never hurt Inoichi and Chōza like that.”

The feeling of inadequacy was starting to eat at Shikaku though. He couldn’t help but wonder what was going on to make every date he had been on so far stand him up.

“Do you think they get there and see me with the scars and then they walk out?” He pondered as he took another bite, “this is really good… did you make it?”

#narasnooze

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“Well if that’s the case then how come this is the fifth time that I’ve been stood up?” Shikaku countered, as he sat up for the food. He grabbed his spoon and ate quietly for a minute before continuing, “And if my friends wives have had the thought then that’s up to them. They are both lovely, but I’m not interested. Besides, I would never hurt Inoichi and Chōza like that.”

The feeling of inadequacy was starting to eat at Shikaku though. He couldn’t help but wonder what was going on to make every date he had been on so far stand him up.

“Do you think they get there and see me with the scars and then they walk out?” He pondered as he took another bite, “this is really good… did you make it?”

“You’re acting weird. You been smokin’?” Shikaku asked as he made his way to the kotatsu. “And damn, how many times do I have to tell you to turn this off when your finished with it? It’ll start a fire, you know?” He grumbled, sitting down and moving to half-lay under the nice warm table.

“Well, I was gonna treat a woman to a drink… but she stood me up.” He slurred slightly as he grabbed a cushion and moved to lay his head on it.

“Why do they keep standing me up, Shika? Am I that ugly?”

#narasnooze #father son moments

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“You’re acting weird. You been smokin’?” Shikaku asked as he made his way to the kotatsu. “And damn, how many times do I have to tell you to turn this off when your finished with it? It’ll start a fire, you know?” He grumbled, sitting down and moving to half-lay under the nice warm table.

“Well, I was gonna treat a woman to a drink… but she stood me up.” He slurred slightly as he grabbed a cushion and moved to lay his head on it.

“Why do they keep standing me up, Shika? Am I that ugly?”

“Mm hmm…” Shikaku waved his son off as he was really only half listening at this point. The sounds in Shikamarus room had well and truly distracted him.

“Books? You don’t have a bookshelf…” Does he? Who knows… I don’t go in his room very often…

He glanced over at the kitchen, “Why’d you make so much food?”

#narasnooze #uh oh #emotional Shikaku #xD

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“Mm hmm…” Shikaku waved his son off as he was really only half listening at this point. The sounds in Shikamarus room had well and truly distracted him.

“Books? You don’t have a bookshelf…” Does he? Who knows… I don’t go in his room very often…

He glanced over at the kitchen, “Why’d you make so much food?”

Shutting the door and kicking his shoes off, Shikaku looked at his son curiously, “were you asleep?”

He dumped his bag next to his shoes, “I might be drunk… don’t worry, I didn’t drive”

#narasnooze