all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
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no rizz just pretty eyes and a overwhelming amount of knowledge about fictional characters.
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Sam Reich is the only good CEO because he gets all his evil impulses out by being a dastardly mustache-twirling villain on his little game show, instead of getting into union busting or something
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things to update after a legal name change!
Social security card
Driver’s license
Passport
Birth certificate
Employer HR
Bank account
Credit card company
Car insurance
Health insurance
Utilities
Cell phone account
Voter registration
Your school
Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)
Doctor’s office & other health specialists
TV & internet
Paypal
*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!
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Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.
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one thing i hate in horror movies or games is whenever there’s a situation that’s like “we GOTTA get OUTTA this HOUSE” nobody ever picks up like, a lamp or a heavy book and just breaks a fucking window
like in RE7 for example, in order to get outside you gotta find three dog head statues and solve a stupid puzzle to unlock a door
but there’s like, windows everywhere
and ethan has a gun
just fucking shoot a window and go outside
or throw your gun at the window. guns are heavy, it’ll break the window.
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i think makeup can be artistic expression i also think sometimes people are lying about it being about artistic expression and would in fact be a lot happier if they had never been told they had to wear it
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its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
💀 my brother in christopher
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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façade was literally the funniest game imaginable, no more games should even try to be funny because it just isn't worth it, they can't compare. nothing will ever be funnier than entering trip and graces' house and grace saying "So how have you been, John?" and you replying "bug ass" and them giving you possibly the most expressive stares of horror before firmly asking you to leave
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Made her aa toyhouse so Karra's basic info is finally out HCGJVCHH, made her a basic ref thing too
Feel free to ask me bout my ocs i like to ramble HGFJ
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i draw these two idiots being functional and scary too often.
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* You IDIOT.
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nightmare tag-team
ft. my many artstyles ;;
(seriously i did these one after the other. all i did was swap programs wtf.)
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