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Finally drew all the guys today

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Finally posting this one @average-hua-cheng-fan

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Collecting my fave moments of WLW/MLM hostility between Svir and Baru on another reread <33

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#she told me to reblog this #i must Obey

end user license agreement is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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Their genders,,, hand it over

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When you die a hero and live long enough to see yourself become a villain

Might fuck around and become a false prophet

#kelsier #the survivor #bastard #cosmere #mistborn

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okay i did it, heres a uquiz that tells you how bad your taste in men is, according to me, an almost lesbian

reblog with your result in the tags

#70% #which is unfair #my taste in men is great i like himbos cowboys and pirates

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I hate this a lot, thanks op

Cosmere as things my dnd group has said:

Kelek: “Bald, horny, and radiant”

Dalinar: “As the wisest party member, I think we should go out of our way to violate the Geneva Conventions.”

Jasnah to Kaladin: "Your backbone is so weak I could probably use it as a whip"

Wayne: “The Earth is flat, but this ass isn’t”

Also Jasnah: "According to my calculations: takes out a glock and shoots you"

Lopen about Rua: “My little slime man, I’m so happy for him. I named him Jello.”

Drehy: "Two bros can be two brides"

Jasnah and Wit: “how are you feeling about that?”

“I dunno, horny?”

Hoid: "You're right on the thot part aha"

Sazed: “Oh no problemo. Is that what the kids say?”

Kaladin to Shallan: "I don't think you'd be able to stomp on me with your little gamer girl feet"

Eshonai: “If I never come back, I’m sorry guys, but it was for a just cause- seeing stuff”

Nalthians who want that good good breath: “Hey queen, just a little breath,, even a sniff will do”

Lift: “I’m going to skate up like the goddamn sliver surfer”

Vin: “So I heard someone was trying to get me killed with grey ooze. Not cool, dudes.”

#cosmere #stormlight #sa #the stormlight archive #cremposting #mistborn #mistborn era 2 #hoid #jasnah kholin #kaladin stormblessed #shallan #incorrect stormlight quotes #stormlight archive

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i absolutely hate this sound, so naturally i did this. i’m sorry?

(updated through strong arm of justice p1)

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i was admiring mary elizabeth winstead’s poster for birds of prey when i had a startling revelation in regards to my taste in women 

#ladies the instant you don the leather fingerless gloves and cape combo before going out to murder with archery i will fall in love with u #text #misc

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The power rangers comics shifting between super dark themes and touching character moments and pure goofiness will never get old

#mmpr #mmpr comic #mmpr comics #ggpr comics #ggpr #power rangers #mighty morphin power rangers #but there is no escape rangers #not from sta

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The power rangers comics shifting between super dark themes and touching character moments and pure goofiness will never get old