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save me fallen soldiers

#SIGHS OF LIFE #gabe landeskog #logan o'connor #jonathan drouin

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😌🙂‍↕️ yes avalanche THIS IS THE WAY!!!!

#avs lb

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yEAH!!!! WHAT HE SAID!!!

#avs lb #hOLY FLYING PIG BALLS

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booooo :(

#avs lb

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#:( #gabe landeskog #erik johnson

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georgie went so hard it knocked the tnt broadcast off the waves!! woah

#craaaaaazy #its just black screen #georgie stunted on the haters #avs lb

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GEORGIE GOIN FUCKIN CRAZY

#avs lb

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OLD MAN GOAL

#avs lb

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starting a Georgie chant in the lb

#!!!

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cale has the kind of lips that everybody in hollywood is paying out the ass for,,, he is truly the blue print. holy moly.

#tHEYRE SO FAT #avs lb

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ive gotten into a routine of taking mini naps for these 10pm games so wake me up when its time!! thanks!!! go avs!!

#avs lb

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pasta a la erik karlsson

THE INGREDIENTS: pasta. alfredo. meat sauce. raw (red) onion. hot sauce (cholula, judging by the video). ketchup (heinz, i think?). a little salt and pepper.

THE RECIPE: boil pasta, chop the onion, serve with all sauces. eat and not die.

hi my name is emily and welcome to jackass

instead of liveblogging this process, i'm just going to add my thoughts to one big post to make it cleaner <3

6:48 pm: the pasta is boiling. i keep looking over at the Pile of Sauces and giggling. i have whispered "what the fuck" to myself a few times now. i'm cooking the whole box, because we're all having spaghetti tonight, but i'm the only one brave enough to try... This

6:54 pm: erik did not mention this as part of the meal but i poured myself a glass of rose. the onion has been chopped. i tried to get them chunky to match the video but that's like too much man, at least have your onions DICED why are they in CHUNKS ERIK

7:05 pm: writing these time stamps i'm realizing i'm a slow cooker because i keep getting distracted by my playlist (rn it's rebel rebel by david bowie). i am starting the alfredo sauce and it's sinking in that i'm about to actually. eat this. like a few bites, there's no way i'm eating this whole plate (this is NOT foreshadowing)

7:07 pm: i almost panicked because i didn't think i had enough milk for the alfredo but surprise, i had EXACTLY enough. this is a good omen.

7:15 pm: everything is done, i am just waiting for the meat sauce to warm up. i'm still whispering "what the fuck to myself".

7:21 pm: it's time. to assemble.

i grabbed a small plate, but i'm realizing. maybe i should have grabbed less. this is revolting. and i'm not even done adding things

added and mixed. i'm laughing. erik eats this. before every game? it overwhelmingly smells like cholula which is fine but oh my god. oh my god? no. no. this poor man's stomach. oh my god

7:30 pm: i've put it off. it's time to take a bite

IT'S JUST. IT'S JUST A LOT OKAY. THIS IS A LOT OF FLAVOR AND NONE OF IT REALLY GOES TOGETHER? it's like way too acidic. biting into a red onion is a terrible surprise. it's too saucy and it doesn't feel Good in my stomach, like i have taken two bites and it's settled so heavily already. okay no three bites. it's... it's just upsetting. this is an upsetting experience. what the fuck is wrong with you erik karlsson. you eat this and then you go and play professional hockey?

FOUR BITES IN AND IT DOES NOT GET BETTER. why does he do this to himself like can we send someone to check on him fr i am genuinely concerned about this man like i made this meal for the bit but he willingly does this to himself?????? 82 games a season???????

IN CONCLUSION: i managed five (5) bites. they were all bad. don't make this. someone arrest erik karlsson immediately i am so serious.

#i applaud you OP i APPLAUD YOU #thank u for sharing this journey #when im not such a lazy buttock i shall attempt it as well

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I’m gonna need 5-7 business days to process this video

#jars you sneakyyy little #meanwhile ned youre so sincere #i love them so much #alex nedeljkovic #tristan jarry

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hey. don't cry. erik's pasta nightmare recreation and taste test this weekend, okay?

#KEEP US POSTED #DOING THE LORDS WORK

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

#yea!!

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why is cale so pink all the time. who gave him the right.

#hes so so so so so very dear #but i also want him obliterated #out of love and deep affection