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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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Val: Babe, I love you but you tend to ramble when your stressed. Can you just say it?
Johnny: Long story short, James is homeless and unemployed.
Val: What happened?!
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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Val: I AM SO DONE WITH THE GOVERNMENT
Johnny: Welcome home, baby.
Val: Who let idiots run the country? Honestly I’m this close to committing mutiny.
Johnny: I’m sorry, babe. And I hate to add to your stress but there’s something I gotta tell you...
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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Uh oh. Johnny only cooks Mac and Cheese when something’s up...
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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I’m excited to announce that the Valentine Legacy is back an will be posted on an alternating schedule between the Lovers Legacy!
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Ring, Ring (I like to believe that Tom has BTS’s Fake Love as his ring tone)
Tom: *reads the caller ID* Not Yara, r.i.p. my life. She’s probably gonna rip me a new butthole for the lack of content... Hello, Yara. Or should I say my amazing manager who loves me for being an unproblematic guy.
Yara: Mhm. Thomas Blue. Unproblematic. You do know that my job hangs on you doing yours, right?
Tom: You love me for bringing you in money??
Yara: Better. But that’s exactly why I’m calling you. There will be no money to bring in if you don’t start this book soon. I get that you’re in the planning stages but do I need to remind you that the deadline is New Years? Please get it together, honey bean.
Tom: Alright, alright. I understand but need I remind you that we’re in the beginning of fall? I wrote Searching for Georgia in like a month.
Yara: Yeah, back when you were fresh out of college with no life.
Tom: You got me there... Ouch.
Yara: Love you but get to work.
And so, shorty worked and worked.
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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...So you text her girlfriend instead.
3 New Messages
From Alex, 11:28 am
Yeah, I probably should have to you because we’re neighbors, but we’re getting a new temporary roommate. Someone familiar. And before you ask, I’m not telling :)
From James, 11:00am
r u the sun? why are you so peppy in the morn?? witchcraft
From Yara, 9:32 am [Unread]
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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When you hear that juicy tea but you are lowkey too scared of Lily to ask her about it...
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Lily:... it won’t be a problem though?
Landlady: Girl #3 I don’t care as long as rent gets paid, shove a circus in there.
Lily: Cute but not my kind of Tuesday night.
Landlady: Whatever just bring the new kid to my office to get them under the lease.
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Tom: I guess I should pay my bills or something boring... I’m totally not obsessed with texting him right?
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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Mr. Blue texts more than he does human functions now
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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We do what? That’s right. We wash our regrets down the drain.
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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oh no bby what is you doin
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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HZUuhK IS THAT REAL?!
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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Val: You’ll thank me for securing the bag for you later. A security guard?! Ha, James is too soft for that.
Tom: Ouch.
James: Val I’ll kill you later. I’m not soft! I’m hard as the Rock.
Tom: So what do you actually do?
James: I’m pretty much just a manual laborer right now but I want to be a floral designer.
Tom: That’s actually pretty cool! When you finally get to where you want to be, I’m expecting you to arrange the statement piece for the Romance Festival.
James: I don’t know if I’ll ever get there but thanks. So what do you do?
And they continued to talk the rest of the night, also securing each other’s phone numbers.
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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hi your favorite idiot again
my game is bugging out so posts are gonna be out pretty late today, i’m full of excuses and I hate that I cant get my stuff together 
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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James: This girl did not just do that.
Val: Oops, my hand slipped.
Tom: Why does this suddenly feel really intense? Did I say something to make James mad? This is kinda awkward... So James, what do you do? You seem like the quiet, silent type, are you like a security officer?
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simonethesimmer · 6 years
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James: *internal screaming continues*
Val: So about that new book, you mentioned research. What kind setting is your book based in?
Tom: Well, you know I write romance novels. This one I wanted to be full of diversity and other kinds of minorities that are usually overlooked in literature.
Val: You definitely came to the right place! The city is full of diversity. This couch right here is a perfect example. Me, a black, hetero, cis woman working in a male dominated profession and James, a black, albino, trans, gay man who currently is very single.
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