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WOAHHHHHHH WOAAHHHHH SIR SIR SIR BOTH OF YOU.. SO HOT OMFG AHHHHH

found a starcale-energy pose on x

#lcf #lout of count's family #starcale #cale barrow #cale henituse

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Urghhhhhhh they're so cute 😭😭😭 I love them so much ahhhhhhh

We need more Tasha and Alver bonding moments what the heckkkkk

alver and tasha 🫶🏿

#lcf #lout of count's family #alver crossman #lcf tasha #lcf art

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ALVER YOU FINE ASS MAN

LEMME SMOTHER MY FACE WITH YOUR BOOBS JAHEJAHSJSBSJS

alver: why won't trashcat exercise :c krs: do not look at his boobs

#lcf #lout of count's family #alver crossman #kim roksu #series: cat au #lcf art #boobs #how to be a cat

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Kim Roksu is a very ideal husbando type of caveman..

He's the kind of husbando caveman who hunts food for you, carves stones for you, draws you on cave walls

He's the standard, the provider, the hottie caveman

Lmao Roksu wearing tiger skin... JDJWHDAKBSKQ

God I love him

#lcf #lout of the count’s family #백망되 #백작가의망나니가되었다 #kim rok soo #kim roksoo #lcf art #caveman Roksu

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Cale is either a person who is addicted to their phone or a person who is hardly ever on their phone lmao

If he's addicted to his phone, he'll have his phone brightness up to max and stay up late either playing candy crush or reading webnovel like an otaku he is jdnsjdhkabs

He might need to wear glasses in his later life as a consequence

If he's not addicted to his phone, he'll have his phone on dnd mode 24/7, brightness low, phone facing down, doesn't check his phone for hours, sometimes even DAYS

Made it worse by living alone, far from his family house

At some point the gang broke in his house after Cale hadn't replied to their messages and frantic calls for over few MONTHS

Cale: Ah, sorry. I was busy reading this new book I bought. Also I've been staring at my wall, I think I should get a new paint.

He's also the type to dry message and not reply at all. He's also very direct when messaging

Bud: Hey

Cale: ?

Bud: U free?

Cale: ?

Bud: ???

Cale: be fucking direct

Cale: stop wasting my time

Bud: Damn

Bud: I was going to ask, do you wanna grab a drink at our bar 😢

Bud: Taylor and Kage would be there too

Cale: no

Bud: Ok👍

Doesn't seem the type to use emoji because it surprisingly takes a lot of effort and time

And Cale is a busyman (that's a lie)

#lcf #lout of the count’s family #백망되 #백작가의망나니가되었다 #cale henituse

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Tehehe the idea of Cale being terrified of bakers but also in awe of them is so funny

Baking takes time. Buying ingredients, prepping ingredients, start rolling the dough and then baking and afterwards cleaning up

Ahh as an inspiring baker, baking... is so time consuming

And for Cale who is a self-proclaimed slacker, must've had some respect for bakers

Because 1) we gotta wake up at an ungodly hour to bake hundreds of cookies and stuff at like 3 am

And Cale surely doesn't like the idea of waking up so goddamn early

And 2) it's tiring,, the cleaning up 😭😔

I absolutely respect Alver for having baking as a hobby,,

At first Alver bakes for stress relief but, then it turned into baking for the kids 😭💕

He increased the amount of cookies for the kids,, meaning he spends late night prepping dough cookies,, then wakes up early to start baking them for them kids 😭😭

Vicross too😭

CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THIS MAN,,, HE'S A MOTHER

Wake up early, make breakfast for everyone, clean up, prepping lunch😭😭

Omfg this man,, Cale overworked this man,, from cook to a MOTHER LMAOOO

I'm sure Vic's salary got increased but still😭 the work load..

#lcf #lout of the count’s family #백망되 #백작가의망나니가되었다 #cale henituse #alver crossman

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I do love it when Cale appears in manwha, he's wearing a very fashionable clothing style with wonderful colours

And then there's (og)Roksu.

Black button up shirt, black dress pants, black leather shoes/boots and black socks

I bet his panties are black too omfg

Strip. Let us see 🙈

#lcf #lout of the count’s family #백망되 #백작가의망나니가되었다 #cale henituse #kim rok soo #kim roksoo

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Hehe

I find it funny how fantasy au Cale, he is a supreme commander leading to few successful and victorious battles,, but in modern au he is an otaku HAHAHAAA

We should really do a crossover with pro-gamer Yoo Joonghyuk meeting otaku Cale in a cybercafe or something similar

Open world rpg game au

Where yjh working hard in the dungeon to get the rare items from the boss, only to be stolen by someone else (Cale TEHEHE)

Since then, whenever a player with username @/ slacker811 comes near him, he'll start chasing and attacking him

Cale who has forgotten the whole accident, always perplexed when the username @/ supremeking chased and tried to kill him

The thing is, he mistook yjh as Cale Barrow (username @/ supremelord,,, CB has two acc, @/ whitestar which got banned after trying to form a cult,, so he made another one, @/ supremelord after trying supremeking but is already taken lmao)

Cale has poor eyesight, so yeah. No comment, I can't defend this mf ass

Then kdj (username @/ kimdokja LMAO) befriended Cale and then invited him to play together with his gang at his place

Then he met yjh

Yjh then attacked cale,, cue to them wrestling on the floor with Cale trying to pull yjh off of him and yjh trying to choke Cale but, Cale keeps dodging his hands and pulling his hoodie that it made him more pissed off than he's already is lmao

Dw the gang and with the help of Choi Han, they're finally able to separate yjh from Cale

Cale is still confused and shaken up why this buff 23 years old man has a beef with him since they've never met irl before this

Yjh still vividly remember the pain he had to go through and glares Cale across the room and Choi Han glares back

Aight imma make a uhhhhhhhhhhh shipart about them now hahaha

#lcf #lout of the count’s family #백망되 #백작가의망나니가되었다 #cale henituse #crossover #orv #전독시 #전지적 독자 시점 #omniscient reader's viewpoint #yoo joonghyuk #lcf x orv

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AHHHH SIRRR

The last pic is the cutest😭😭 ALLOW ME TO REDRAWWW

apparently i never put these dumb cat au doodles on tumblr oops

#lcf #lout of count's family #alver crossman #kim roksu #CAT ROKSU

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Cale and Eugene<33

Lcf x debut or die🍒

#lcf #lout of the count’s family #백망되 #백작가의망나니가되었다 #cale henituse #lcf art #debut or die #cha eugene #lcf x debut or die #theyre so silly #<3

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Angst idea(repost from twt)

Alcale established modern au

Alver working too much after becoming the chairman that forgets about Cale,,

But Cale our patient mc, is very much supporting Alver, he moved in with Alver and helps with the chores and making sure Alver had his breakfast before working

Then it kinda drifts apart,, alcale relationship

The house grew quieter and colder

Alver usually be home at 2 am when Cale's already head to bed and the food is left cold on the table

Cale, our sensible mc tried to talk to Alver about it, working on their relationship

Alver promised, but it leads to multiple broken promises

And Cale, our mc who always keeps his promises felt annoyed and tired

Why is he the only one working on this relationship??? It's time wasting and he's tired

Anyway, Alver is late again on their anniversary

He thought when he gets inside, it would be dark and Cale would be sleeping in their bedroom as usual

But he's surprised to see Cale still up, on their dining table with wine glass in his hand

"Go take a shower. I'll heat up your food"

Cale says calmly, putting down his wine glass and gets up with Alver's cold plate

Anyway afterwards Alver awkwardly strides into the dining room and sits down while Cale pours a glass of wine for him

As Alver was eating his late dinner, Cale sits down on the opposite side of him and calmly breaks up with Alver

"Let's break up."

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Since that day, Alver has been working much harder

Rosalyn, his secretary asked him if there's something wrong

"Did you fight with Cale again?"

".. We're fine. Nothing's wrong" Alver offers with a smile

Alver works so much that (engine truck rumbling) he's in a daze state

While driving home, (vreeerm) Alver got hit by a truck (cRASHHH) due to his carelessness

And guess who's on his emergency contact:3

Cale tehehehe

(Kms)

Anyway Cale got called to the hospital, and he calls Tasha

When Tasha arrives, he greets her hello and goodbye

Tasha: Wait, why are you leaving?

Cale: There's no reason for me to be here at all anymore. You're here now

Tasha: But, Alver needs you. You're his bf...

Cale:

Tasha: I-i know you guys fought, but please. Stay with him, he needs you

Cale: We didn't fight, miss Tasha

Tasha: ?

Cale: We broke up

Tasha: What? Cale, I get that you're mad at him but, isn't that too far?

Cale: We broke up a month ago

Tasha: ..But Alver said you guys are fine...

Cale: I'm sorry, goodbye now miss Tasha

Alver in coma is dreaming a year before Cale broke up with him

He thought he turned back the time and clung to dream Cale, but it's all false and he's in a coma

And Alver never wakes up :3

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Alternative ending

Alver wakes up, but realised it's a dream and that mental realisation broke him down so much he goes insane

#lcf #lout of the count’s family #백망되 #백작가의망나니가되었다 #cale henituse #alver crossman #alcale #hehe :3 #i love them #i swear #alcale angst is my girl dinner #i have an idea how they'll end up #but eh #for now suffer #:33333

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Nothing out of the ordinary

Just a squirrel composing a masterpiece on a sleeping cat <33

calecat and alversquirrel

#lcf #lout of count's family #cale henituse #alver crossman #lcf art #alcale

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HE'S MOTHERING

oops forgot to put fox cale doodle on tumblr lol

#lcf #lout of count's family #cale henituse #lcf art

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You can't spell arson without r a o n

#lcf #lout of the count’s family #백망되 #백작가의망나니가되었다 #raon miru

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Tldr HE'S AN AWKWARD ASIAN DAD ENERGY

He never blamed Cale, HE NEVER HATES CALE

People are getting their sources from FANFIC, not even THE NOVEL

It's started as this small snowball "Cale being spoiled because Deruth is busy" to "DERUTH NEGLECTED CALE, ABANDONED HIM" and like no?????

It's not annoying at first until people takes it as canon event 😭 LIKE NO

Og!Cale is not your typical babygirl,, he would literally destroy you😭😭 he doesn't need protection, THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM NEEDS PROTECTION LMAO

I also would like to add, Cale(KRS) is also somewhat similar to Deruth,, he hangs out with the kids, but sometimes he left them for their own devices,, which like they're strong and it's not like they need him 24/7

And he spoiled them a lot too,,

And takes them to war 😭 who does that

He's much worse of a dad than Deruth LMAO

(also hi omggg it's been so long qwq ofc I remember youuu💕💕)

Saw hate on Deruth and like cmon guys

Deruth is the Asian dad :)

He neglected Cale emotionally but (unlike a certain King who is wealthier than most noblemen) Deruth also spoiled Cale a lot

New clothes, glimmering accessories, A LITERAL PRIVATE LIBRARY FOR HIM AND ONLY HIM

And Cale's food is always on top

Cale doesn't like the food he is served??, OKAY fire the chef, get him another perfect plate

Vicross is still standing and working because he's Ron's son and his food is "decent"

Oh but Deruth let Cale drink and become an alcoholic and does nothing about it 🥺

Pls 😭 stfu

Cale likes to drink, and he lets Cale drink

It's the only few things Cale likes

But he neglected Cale health 🥺

Girl this is a fantasy world, there's no doctor lmao

Cale needs and wants are met,, Cale lives comfortably in his house, safe and warm

Deruth is the dad who would buy the whole store

Cale: Can you get me uhh coke

Deruth: Ok *buys the whole company*

Cale: no

Come argue with me we'll fight to the death

#Lcf

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THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

DERUTH STRIVES TO GIVE THE BEST AND ONLY THE BEST FOR CALE

Deruth spoiled Cale so much he got so rotten!! But does Deruth hates him for that??? NO HE SPOILED HIM MORE AND MORE BECAUSE CALE ASKED FOR MORE AND SO DERUTH GIVES HIM MORE

If Cale said he wanted a dragon for Christmas, YOU BET THERE'S AN ACTUAL DRAGON LAYS UNDER THE TREE

Deruth goes miles for Cale and everyone turned a blind eye on him! THAT'S SO UNFAIR

Saw hate on Deruth and like cmon guys

Deruth is the Asian dad :)

He neglected Cale emotionally but (unlike a certain King who is wealthier than most noblemen) Deruth also spoiled Cale a lot

New clothes, glimmering accessories, A LITERAL PRIVATE LIBRARY FOR HIM AND ONLY HIM

And Cale's food is always on top

Cale doesn't like the food he is served??, OKAY fire the chef, get him another perfect plate

Vicross is still standing and working because he's Ron's son and his food is "decent"

Oh but Deruth let Cale drink and become an alcoholic and does nothing about it 🥺

Pls 😭 stfu

Cale likes to drink, and he lets Cale drink

It's the only few things Cale likes

But he neglected Cale health 🥺

Girl this is a fantasy world, there's no doctor lmao

Cale needs and wants are met,, Cale lives comfortably in his house, safe and warm

Deruth is the dad who would buy the whole store

Cale: Can you get me uhh coke

Deruth: Ok *buys the whole company*

Cale: no

Come argue with me we'll fight to the death

#lcf #lout of the count’s family #백망되 #cale henituse #og cale #og cale henituse

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This is so stupid I love them HAHAHAHA 😭😭

Alver: CALE! you've come back to me! The god must've lead you to me, WHICH MEAN WE'RE SOULMATES

Cale: I'm just passing mate

Doomed old man yaoi

#lcf reblog #alcale #id die for them