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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 20 minutes
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 21 minutes
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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 22 minutes
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Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 23 minutes
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columns of kelp underwater are so gorgeous. absolutely one of my favorite things in the natural world
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 23 minutes
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Humanity has finally reached the stars and found out why no one had contacted us. The universe is in a sad state. As such, Doctors without Borders, Red Cross, and many othe charities go intergalactic.
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 27 minutes
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 28 minutes
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Imagine that. You're Aragorn. You're Isildur's heir. You inspire loyalty wherever you go. All who know you love you. Your people will follow you into the gates of hell. You're a deadly and valiant soldier, yet your hands also have magical healing powers. You save Middle Earth and become a great and beloved king.
You're own creator still says you're not good enough for Eowyn
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you know i didn’t expect that.
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 30 minutes
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i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages
chick (english) - baby chicken Schnecke (german) - snail/slug sild (danish) - herring fıstık (turkish) - pistachio тёлочка (russian) - heifer ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 32 minutes
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 32 minutes
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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 33 minutes
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 35 minutes
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So I've been learning French for a while and 'faire' is actually an incredible word. Like what a fucking breakthrough in economy of language.
Faire is a verb that is usually translated into English as "to do/to make," but it covers way more actions than that, which is very confusing for new speakers. because (I have realized) that's not really what faire means.
Faire is actually a word that just gestures vaguely in the direction of the object of the sentence and goes "you know." "Je fais du velo." "Je fais du courses." "Je fais mes valises." I'm biking. I go grocery shopping. I'm packing my bags. You're just sort of pointing at a bike and going "you know, the obvious thing you'd do with it."
English: "You mean RIDE it??"
French: "Sure whatever."
Like idk I just really enjoy the concept of a catch-all verb that you can just slap onto almost anything because who fucking gives a shit, you get the idea. There's a bike. what do you think I'm going to do with it.
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 36 minutes
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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 37 minutes
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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I will draw the dog we make. :)
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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 37 minutes
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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
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