sjweminem

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love shipping old dudes that hate each other. if no one else is shipping old dudes who hate each other, its me.

#HOFFSTRAHM

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so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine

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burrito let me down

ordered chipotle so i'll calm down. maybe

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Cat incubating eggs and raising chicks

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#PEACE AND LOVE ON EARTH NO WAR

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#me posting about the hoffussy while drunk

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ummmmmmmm strahhm is. so hot

#weedposting #i need him to put it in me crazy hard stupid style ASAP or i'll die don't let me die

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ordered chipotle so i'll calm down. maybe

#it IS that time of day after all....

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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

#LAUGH RULE #ME SEEING HOFFMAN

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i think if hoffman could have gotten his tits sucked by a hot man he would have turned out ok

#weedposting

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can you believe young angsty bepiercinged pete wentz worked at cracker barrel. like the amish farm themed restaurant. motherfucker probably got bred like livestock in the bathroom

i'mmjust trying to apply to jobs and i cannot stop fuckingg cryinfg about this message

#when this starts blowing up my notifications it is. SO funny to me

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I'm just sayin, if Peter saw Hoffman in that trap....these saw films woulda headed in a whole nother direction 👀

#IT'S TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE #SAWGGING

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[part 1]

#literally viewing these through my peanus weanus #sawgging

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got distracted drawing the bastard & drew a sad bastard.

Im now going to do something else tonight, believe it or not

#i'm so sorry king can i eat ur ass to make you feel better???????? #sawgging

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Get him OUT OF MY HEAD

#TOP RIGHT I'M SMOTHERING HIM WITH KISSES #SAWGGING

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sorry for the compression, surprisingly this was NOT easy to get into small sizes /s

(also i may've made a few icons, not of hoffman though gosh)

this was more like a personal thing sincei love this scene very much, i mean screaming hoffman at the end is literally my lockscreen on my phone!

#HE WAS SO SEXY FOR THIS IT IS UNREAL #I NEED TO MAKE OUT WITH TORN UP FACE HOFFMAN #AND THE LITTLE MOANS AND GROANS HE DOES WHEN HE BREAKS HIS HAND........I'M FINE #SAWGGING

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ok but imagine...werepire hoffstrahm as the ultimate heat equilibrium couple. hoffman constantly hugging wolf!strahm to get warm and hear someone's heart beating, reminding him of how he used to feel. strahm suffering a post-full-moon headache and asking hoffman to just run his nice cold dead fingers through his hair.

this is already similar to something im gonna draw already (but not quite 100% what ur asking) so im just posting to scream at you because thats so cute im gonna fling myself into the St Lawrence River

#I'M GOOD I'M DOING SO GOOD #SAWGGING